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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The colder baller, Otto Went to Boulder, Colorado Where she sold her dollar lotto To her older caller, Watto

    By You Might Be a Deadhead If,
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  2. Don't touch that dial! It controls the electric current flowing to my nipple clamps.

    By LongFilthyGollumFingers,
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  3. Oh wow, okay guys, this is actually a really good catchphrase!

    By MyGoodFriendLou,
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  4. My favorite member of *NSYNC is Chris. You may now shoot me with a gun if you feel like it.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  5. Give her an inch and she'll take a mile, give her eight inches to make her smile.

    By Senator McCheese,
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  6. Find someone who loves you like the Facebook algorithm.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. To Air is Jordan.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. The worst thing that can happen to an erotic baker is a yeast infection.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. Sharing is Caring. Sonny is buried in Palm Springs.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. Telepathy is my mind power, geni-telepathy is my brain power.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  11. Pancakes for my real friends, fake pans for my cake friends

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. This cake looks way too much like a clown.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. New rule: all cakes look like clowns now

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. If you want your cake to be fun - you have to make it look like a clown. You just have to, bro.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. It’s not my fault that legally, cakes have to look like clowns now. It’s just the law.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Why doesn’t her birthday cake look like a clown....should I call the cops?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. I feel bad but ultimately I think I did the right thing calling the cops on my friend. Her birthday cake did not look like a clown and the proper authorities deserved to know.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Thousands marched on Washington yesterday in support of ‘All Cakes Must Look Like Clowns” legislation despite criticism from bakers that it infringes on their first amendment rights to bake whatever shaped cakes they want.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. And now. The cake wars.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Why can we drink a drink, but not food a food?

    By Pigbearman_007,
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  21. Happy birthday, you clown loving son of a bitch.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. They call them chicken tenders but they've obviously never met my ex-wife

    By The 69th Earl of Scumlington,
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  23. she sells sea shells by the sea shore while he hails e-mails from a wee whore

    By Cottscoats,
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  24. If you're looking to eat some bug's puke, might I suggest honey?

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  25. Never say never unless you're wearing leather and under the weather.

    By Toomuchgoo,
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