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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m Scott Aukerman, and my preferred pronoun is “Hey, asshole!”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Jon Voight adroitly exploits me in Detroit.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. .

    By Burritofeet,
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  4. 🎵Four in the morning, split-streaming, yawning…🎵

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Smack my ass and call me Sally, because I frequently suck off Adam Pally

    By Mydumbjokes,
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  6. I'm sorry sir, but that's the last time you try and order Serengeti at THIS Olive Garden!

    By Kirksey Cordwainer,
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  7. "Meet my G.O.Penis," the Proud Boy whispered, as the erect insurrectionist stormed his cellmates' fleshy capitol.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye, then you're just sitting around watching them look for it.

    By Toomuchgoo,
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  9. Pizza! Pizza! I'm not quoting Little Caesar's, I'm demanding pizza for my next meal.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  10. Duck, duck, duck, goose!? Call the zoo, their golden goose is loose and gold is falling from its caboose. 

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  11. It's a Gundam? I have no idea what anime is, but giant robots haunt my space-faring nightmares.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  12. Let me suckle those honeys like they owe me moneys.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Let me chomp on those titties like they owe me fiddies.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Let me nibble them pubies like they smugglin' rubies.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Let me honk on them chonkers til it drives me bonkers.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Gimme your feet boy to see them soles/ I wanna get lost in your piggy toes/ and sniff away

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Bruce Wayne Knight

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Hey Pixies, why'd you call your song "Debaser" when "Acid" is 3 letters shorter??

    By DumbHumorEnthusiast,
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  19. Look buddy, there are dil-dos and dil-dont’s - and this thing: is a definite dil-don’t

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Crash land a plane in the Hudson? I wouldn't Sully myself.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Actually the full title is Who Posed, Painted and Then Framed Roger Rabbit. I know because I'm an asshole.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Giving birth is tedious. That's why the French call it La Bore.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it but also it is what you do because what if you're doing it the right way but it's the wrong thing that won't work now will it? Anyway, great party huh? Oh you're leaving? Already?

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. And now it's time for a little something we call Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Stop bragging about your “Sponge Bob no pants” painting. I get it. You painted sponge Bob with no pants and hung it in your front hallway. It’s great. Just stop talking about it.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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