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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My teacher refused to believe that my dog ate my pussy.

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 213 views

  2. Tight on the sides, long on the top. My barber has an excellent penis.

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 195 views

  3. Dating in a pandemic is tough. I’m up to 500 steps on my clitbit.

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 213 views

  4. due to tragic and unforeseen circumstances i will be retiring my Kush LitBrah, Crust Lint Balls, and Cuss Limbaugh characters. my heart goes out to my fans in mourning today

    By SauceHimboss,
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    • 128 views

  5. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled puppies can I trust him to file my tax return?

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 202 views

  6. i was born near to a toxic waste drop site. so i don't put my money where my mouth is.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  7. It's a dog eat dog food World.

    By Hairy_Jerry_Very_Contrary,
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  8. Sparrows have very little meat, which raises the question, "Why do I farm these Sparrows?"

    By Hairy_Jerry_Very_Contrary,
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    • 193 views

  9. She’s the best proctologist Ohio has ever seen.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 191 views

  10. All I Wanted Was A Pepsi! Just One Pepsi and Miss Togar Wouldn't Give It To Me. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! I'm your host Scott Aukerman (Suicidal Thrash - Band)

    By Jordan Joestar,
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    • 315 views

  11. As a carpenter Jesus was great with his hands, but not as a lover...he got that stigmata dentata

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 252 views

  12. Cum what may, it is what it is, and that is is jizz.

    By PhilanthroPanther,
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  13. Principle Rinsible is not invincible. I saw her bleed.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 170 views

  14. Take me to Goth Island.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. I put LSD in the banana bread, grandma. Good luck.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 186 views

  16. So, the comedy piece, right? That’s me. But the bang piece? So, that’s where you two come in.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 166 views

  17. Tuna Half Men: the rise of The Fishlegs

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 180 views

  18. Pfizer vaccine?! I don’t even know ‘er!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 174 views

  19. VBAC. She back.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Be that as it may, I’m still your father, Luke.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 209 views

  21. There’s more than one way NOT to skin a cat. Why does THAT never come up?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 207 views

  22. Dress me in lace and spit in my face. Happy anniversary babe.

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 229 views

  23. First time caller. Long time pervert.

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 210 views

  24. When Kathy Bates gets a'twerkin', on this dong you know I'm jerkin'.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 166 views

  25. Charming, sweet prudes won't stroke their oozing meat tubes.

    By gibberingfool,
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    • 181 views
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