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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Leaves of three, let it be. Leaves of four, eat some more. Leaves of five...shut up Ann, I’m trying to count my leaves.

    By Judge Rhindstones,
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  2. If you connect a hot dog to your penis with Chinese finger trap, where does the hot dog begin and the human end?

    By gibberingfool,
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  3. There's no easy way to say this, but your infant is impotent, incontinent, and incompetent.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Sponsored by ExterminApe, the new poison spray for controlling pest monkeys and primates.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Seeing old forms of American entertainment was like a kick in the gut. Pre Minstrel Syndrome, if you will. 

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. I can catch a cold and I can catch a ball but I can’t catch a phrase that sticks at all

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  7. From time connoisseurs to satanic masseurs to the cast of the latest shows of Mike Schurr’s, we welcome all Stars and Stripes of eccentric entrepreneurs.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  8. A glass full of rum and an ass full of cum. Now that’s what I call fun in the sun.

    By Boob Seger,
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  9. In my youth, my favorite ride was at Neverland Ranch. Called "Jackson's 5".

    By Veiny Corndog,
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  10. I demand you to call me a wonderful peasant as you punch me in the face

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  11. When you think about it, it’s pretty funny how the penis organ resembles a sausage

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  12. I want my baby back! Give me my baby back!! Baby back!! Baby back baby back!!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Send in the mini drivers

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. Dear, Hollywood. Please make another “How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days”

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. Please come on the show Andrew Dice Clay

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  16. The gun is good, the penis is also good. End of story.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  17. More like Ass Wednesday.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  18. Beat my teats like they're adulterous meats.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. I finally overcame my dyslexia. AYY!!!!

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  20. Poke a fork in me..... mmmm, yummy!

    By ComeInMyPoopy,
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  21. It’s so dark in here. Quick, hold my fleshlight!

    By ComeInMyPoopy,
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  22. Don’t be such a bed sore loser

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Well Rumpel My Stiltskin and Call Me a Princess, The Only Thing I Know About Game Of Thrones is "Incest"

    By DamnItDaniel,
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  24. My name is Scott and I have a ten foot boner.

    By AndrewNeely.com,
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  25. Thyme flies when you are having fun. But all good things come to an end. Especially when the produce aisle runs out of thyme.

    By Feed Me Roots Mama,
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