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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I finally bit the bullet and made my dentist appointment. The dentist told me to stop biting bullets.

    By Feed Me Roots Mama,
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    • 190 views

  2. And THAT'S how I met your mother's father's podiatrist brother, Uncle Footdoctor!

    By HugeTractsOfBland,
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    • 153 views

  3. Hey Elon, how 'bout sending MY ex to space...?

    By Coronavirus Billy Ray Cyrus,
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    • 182 views

  4. You take the good, you take the bad, you take my Kenny Loggins Cassettes and I'll chop your dick off!

    By Rusty PepperCorns,
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    • 275 views

  5. It's all fun and games until you get a quarter inserted in your ass.

    By AssCrackBandit,
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    • 175 views

  6. Cross my heart, hope to die. I put my weiner in a pie.

    By AssCrackBandit,
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    • 170 views

  7. If you could only see the way she loves me, maybe you would understand.

    By HugeTractsOfBland,
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    • 136 views

  8. "Just the tip", explained the professor of restaurant economics. 

    By Football Meatlong,
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    • 266 views

  9. A turd in the hand is worth poo in the toosh

    By Damien.not.thedevil.kid.though,
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  10. At first I was Cryin' Reynolds, but now I am Dryin' Reynolds

    By Barrel Bucket,
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    • 262 views

  11. A healthy smile starts with the right toothpaste. From whitening toothpaste solutions to fluoride-infused formulas for gum health, you can find the Crest toothpaste that’s right for you.

    By WallyScreenshots,
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    • 301 views

  12. What's Up Hot Dog 2

    By WallyScreenshots,
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    • 256 views

  13. Birds of a feather fuck together.

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 224 views

  14. I’m in the weeds! The seaweeds. Kelp!

    By rumdumpster,
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    • 128 views

  15. WandaVision? More like WandaVision!

    By Yummy Nummy Cummy Bear,
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  16. Bust sequence initiated!

    By rumdumpster,
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    • 142 views

  17. Do you know what to do? when he's calling for you, or if there's nothing else you can do. Listen to your faaaaaart. Before it tells youuuuuu goodbye.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 180 views

  18. The peen is smite ear than the soared

    By rumdumpster,
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    • 139 views

  19. Rain rain go away. Die die die.

    By rumdumpster,
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    • 144 views

  20. Tonight. Dysfunction strikes the nation, countless pleasure-less beds unfulfilled. I'm earwolf blitzer and this is the ejaculation room.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 172 views

  21. The plot of Downboy Abbey centers around a family of dogs headed by Earl Ruffsley Woofington

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 161 views

  22. Why do people keep submitting Catch Phrases that rhyme? I hate rhymes!

    By Armpit Ashtray,
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    • 219 views

  23. We pull together as a family eunuch.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 176 views

  24. Ejaculate together, stay together.

    By The Funny Man Can,
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    • 175 views

  25. The naked man fears no pickpocket.

    By RickyRobitussin,
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    • 205 views
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