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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. These go for $30 a pop but, if there is no audible popping sound, it is free.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. My charity is an urban food bank called Mealz 4 Rillz

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. I told you to stop doing this! OK, I didn’t “tell” you, verbally, I communicated it to you in writing, when I put up the sign reading “Stop defecating in the foyer, mom!”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. In a crude mood, the shrewd prude, who'd wooed a lewd, rude dude (now in a skewed feud), brewed and chewed his food after he screwed, spewed, and gooed while his neighbors viewed, cooed, and mewed, nude.

    By gibberingfool,
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  5. Oh dear, my marmalade won't spread. Would you be a doll and grab my chainsaw from the shed?

    By Angry Trellis,
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  6. We broke this story but we glued it back together and we’re running it again

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Angel near, heavenly dear, sinful sear, devilish snear, sexy rear... oh shit, I'm cumming over here!

    By Angry Trellis,
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  8. You can say that again! Just, not to me.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Extra! Extra! Stop the presses! Seriously print is a dying medium and I'm filing for bankruptcy. You are all being let go. See Janice in HR on your way out of the building

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  10. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, said Mrs. Knievel nee Kennedy during the divorce proceedings.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  11. Gimme me that sugar milk...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. You put the sugar in the milk, then you stir it all around

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Put. The. Sugar. In. The. Milk.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. The Muppet Milk is on sale. it’s about to turn.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. Muppet Milk is milk from muppets

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Although you can't judge a book by its cover, you CAN judge it by how it looks in a bikini.

    By Yermom Willdo,
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  17. This Muppet Milk is making me feel funny...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. A butt by any other name would get me sprung.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. It was 20 years ago tomorrow that I was eye fucked by Dave Navarro

    By Burritofeet,
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  20. ‘tis far too soon or late I fear, to now be full of Christmas cheer

    By slowestjogger,
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  21. More like Sonic the hedge fund.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  22. mild monday, tepid tuesday, warming up Wednesday! Throwdown THURSDAY! FREAK THE FUCK OUT FRIDAY! PSILOCYBIN SATURDAAAAY! AAaaand church on Sunday. In Jesus' name i pray, Amen.

    By popcorn warlock,
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  23. somebody burgled my ham, but i cant imagine who the culprit may be

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  24. where's the beef soap? please dont tell me you dropped it

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  25. its like Dallas Buyers Club but for FELINE aids!

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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