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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. what's the deal with

    By FredKaplan-Mayer,
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  2. Funnier than a fever dream, it's Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By No_Name_Johnson,
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  3. Anyone who knows anything about anybody will tell you something about nothing almost all the time.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  4. My glad gland's grand, my gland glans swell; summon Gladgrimes' gladstone...summon it straight from Hell. PS = I win.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Having a bad day? Tell me about it...

    By Traven Falos,
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  6. I'll never forget the advice Kool Keith gave me in La Brea all those years ago, because I'm insane.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. She gets too hungry for dinner at eight and who can blame her? Eight's far too late. She dines at seven, the bread unleavened. That's right-

    By BrendanPeters,
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  8. Today the part of Scott Aukerman will be played by his understudy The Wayne D’Rock Johnson.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  9. As I wiped my face off, she asked ¿Cómo estás?

    By DonovanTripp,
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  10. A Lannister always pays his debts. That's why the Lannisters have a credit rating in the 800s.

    By OscarOrtiz,
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  11. you churlish bastard -- i'll eat your rotten heart straight out of your stinky chest. and now... on with the show!

    By ieatpants,
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  12. Colombia Tristar has you surrounded - surround sounded that is. That is that it(you) is(are) surrounded by sound. The Colombia Tristar way.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Troll comments are comments on society whether they like it or not.

    By Traven Falos,
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  14. Hey... all’s I’m sayin’ is we called it Reese’s Feces where I come from. But we’ll do it your way Mr. Hershey.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  15. It's not delivery; it's HBO.

    By Ribs,
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  16. Follow your heart...unless it tells you not to listen to this podcast.

    By sethtb101,
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  17. The seventh Rorschach is my favorite Rorschach. He doesn't look like a butterfly, but he buzzes like a bee.

    By BunnyKickButt,
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  18. Comedy Bang Bang Don't Kill People, Scott Aukerman Kill People

    By Ben Lyon,
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  19. Don't fear what others will say, fear alligators. Deadly, deadly alligators.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. It's not enough to quit cold turkey, you gotta drive your car right through that McDonald's to make sure you can't go back

    By Traven Falos,
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  21. Spare the cook, spoil the broth. After dinner, beat your children with a rod.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  22. Down, down to goblin town, we'll turn that frown right upside-down,

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  23. Ho, ho, ho! This foursome better be worth what I'm paying the three of you.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  24. Nobody’s ever called me a cookie. Tough cookie, smart cookie...nothing. What the fuck? SOMEONE IN THIS ROOM CALL ME A COOKIE GOD DAMMIT.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  25. We use words like tapes, albums, VHS and vinyl- not because we are brave. But because we are old. Old and Krusty

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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