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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You can pick your dog, you can pick your nose, but good fucking luck getting your finger in a tiny dog nostril

    By FartMaster420,
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    • 161 views

  2. My stump. My stump my stump, my stump my stump my stump, my lovely little lumps

    By FartMaster420,
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    • 161 views

  3. I've never seen or cared about Sex and the City. I guess i'm such a samantha.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 181 views

  4. You be wipin' on my boo-boo like I'm sayin' gah gah goo goo.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 154 views

  5. Lucky that my nuts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with Oprah

    By PinocchioFoot,
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    • 236 views

  6. Do it now, clock it good. Adjust this pussy just like you should, my neck, my back, spring forward fall back.

    By PinocchioFoot,
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    • 230 views

  7. Honey I shrunk the kids, shame on you. Honey I blew up the kid, shame on me. Honey I shrunk this dick, shame on the electrician for not hooking up the hot water heater to the Tesla Powerwall.

    By PinocchioFoot,
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    • 243 views

  8. I've got a monkey up my butt. You can call me Monkey Boy.

    By LP_Indeed!,
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    • 138 views

  9. Don't call me Later to Dinner. That's Mr. Late to Dinner to you.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 182 views

  10. I literally hate it when people use textbook definitions.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 199 views

  11. I ran out of tissues and now my sleeves are an issue

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 220 views

  12. When Moses parted the Red Sea on the side, that’s how you know he was old.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 255 views

  13. Blake me up the shelton.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 221 views

  14. Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish, he’ll starve to death because fishing’s hard

    By Kevllis,
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    • 259 views

  15. I wish I was on The Board of Selectmen. I'd select a sandwich.

    By Kevllis,
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    • 261 views

  16. I have butterflies in my stomach. I shouldn't have eaten all those butterflies

    By Kevllis,
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    • 222 views

  17. My body is a temple- mostly ruins

    By Kevllis,
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    • 227 views

  18. I own so many instruments because of my relentless loneliness. I don't know how to play any of them because of my crippling depression

    By Kevllis,
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    • 275 views

  19. I can't even count on one hand how many fingers I've lost throughout the years

    By Kevllis,
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    • 272 views

  20. That’s the last straw! I need to go to the straw store and buy more straws!

    By Kevllis,
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    • 280 views

  21. No, YOU’RE going through a mental breakdown by posting so many catchphrase suggestions in a row!

    By Kevllis,
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    • 303 views

  22. You know what they say about pizza and sex- Even when it’s bad, it’s just always me sticking my dick in a pizza box

    By Kevllis,
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    • 276 views

  23. There once was a man from Nantucket. He's more machine than man now.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 200 views

  24. Stop scratchin' on me mole, lest ye summon wee Dave Grohl.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 179 views

  25. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can pick bugs off of my back I'm a monkey OOO OOO AHH AHH EEE EEE

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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