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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Girl, let me take you home and stick my Dukakis in your Bush until I Quayle all over you.

    By JacobCohn,
    • 1 reply
    • 704 views

  2. My second favorite Seinfeld episode was the one where George disemboweled Brent Spiner without remorse.

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 745 views

  3. Michael "Moore Pizza please", this guy.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 704 views

  4. For my money, Edward Scissorhands beats Edward Paperhands every time.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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    • 621 views

  5. I'll have the turtle soup, and make it snappy

    By thecrench,   
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    • 1075 views

  6. This is Comedy Bang Bang. It's not a lack of intelligence, but an abundance of ignorance.

    By TravisLench,
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    • 553 views

  7. You Two talkin' to Me? About U2? Too?

    By ConnerOzer,
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    • 904 views

  8. Halloween? More like my favorite band, Ween.

    By ConnerOzer,
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    • 787 views

  9. One Day We'll Be Together, But Today We Are Chris Gethard

    By ConnerOzer,
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    • 780 views

  10. Wake up everyone the show is starting. Cockadoodledoo! Whoa, it's not that type of show.

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 0 replies
    • 657 views

  11. As far as I'm concerned, songs should be accurate to the band and it's members. Robin and Maurice Gibb you're fuckin' up.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 589 views

  12. Minnesota Fats was allergic to cats, whereas "Fast Eddie" Felson could quite easily pet them.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 716 views

  13. How much is that doggie and that window? I would like to purchase both.

    By CarterJones,
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    • 643 views

  14. How do I revolutionize the global socioeconomic paradigm, and what is the most polite way to offer cunnilingus to a stranger?

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,   
    • 1 reply
    • 817 views

  15. Warning: Irish temper, German chocolate

    By Linctron3000,
    • 1 reply
    • 667 views

  16. Hotsup, Whatdog?

    By Linctron3000,
    • 0 replies
    • 670 views

  17. I swear to god Nancy I saw it. In Peru, there's a one man band who will toot in his flute just for you. I'm putting it in a song.

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 0 replies
    • 630 views

  18. Cat burglers are rarely, if ever, cats.

    By No_Name_Johnson,
    • 0 replies
    • 716 views

  19. How many cannibals does it take to feed a family of four? Trick question, you've just been eaten!

    By Dhalgren,
    • 0 replies
    • 608 views

  20. off mic, off base, off ramp - you'd best believe i'm on your case

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 646 views

  21. By the time you hear this I will have morphed into Kadeem Hardison.

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 1 reply
    • 805 views

  22. From WHYY in Philadelphia, I'm Terry Gross and this is Fresh Air.

    By No_Name_Johnson,
    • 0 replies
    • 674 views

  23. This just in! Take it out!

    By thecrench,   
    • 0 replies
    • 637 views

  24. There's will be no warming before I close the dance floor for the bar mitzvah boy's thank you speech!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
    • 0 replies
    • 605 views

  25. I hate Mondays

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 716 views
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