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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I carry around a picture of Scott Auckerman in my wallet and I like to tell people that he's my brother

    By RobbieSantos,
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  2. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a third time, and you have to guest star in an episode of Shameless.

    By Jon1326657842,
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    • 911 views

  3. Oh the places you'll go....to the bathroom because your enlarged prostate makes you have to pee more frequently.

    By OscarOrtiz,
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  4. From my ass to my mouth to your ears, this is Comedy Bang Bang.

    By rod aug,
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  5. When life gives you Maron, make marinade.

    By Dhalgren,
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  6. Ebola... Viagra…..hey, how about shuuut the fuuuuck uuuuuuup?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 775 views

  7. A.K. Forty-Seven, gone; not forgotten.

    By jackstar7,
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  8. Call me Andre 3000, because, well, you're my Big Boi.

    By blister hoggin,   
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  9. I've heard of the Borscht Belt, but a belt made from actual Borschts? Life is hard enough as it is.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. When you talk about the greatest cities in the world you have to mention New York City. I mean I am leagally required to mention it at least twice a

    By Goots,
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  11. They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway. They say there's always magic in the air. They also say the city never sleeps, Sounds like someone ne

    By Goots,
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    • 853 views

  12. Here come the waterworks, whoa, now fireworks, now a burger with the works! What is going on with your face?

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 1393 views

  13. When you're blind, you're always in the valley of darkness! Walk on, walk on! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By JamesMcKeon,
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  14. If you're already on board Lady Winchester's private hovercraft, who do I have in my sex swing?

    By JacobCohn,
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    • 806 views

  15. Want to know what makes my risotto so good? It's made with love, and by "love" I mean semen.

    By gluestic,
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    • 709 views

  16. A broken city needs street smart comedy. A new era needs a new host.

    By PeterLisinski,
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    • 904 views

  17. Whacktice makes splurgefect

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. If this happens to describe you, please seek out a mental health professional today!

    By SteveHalloran,
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    • 808 views

  19. Folks, I’ve never taken a shit. Do I need to go to the poo-poo doctor?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  20. I only wanna make it to the end of this crazy adventure- Be something, and do somebody. Like do them with sex.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  21. I was trying to catchphrase but all I caught was AIDS.

    By DalBelloBeeTuna,
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  22. how come it's okay for termites

    By loveseat,
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  23. More like the Bland Budapest Hotel Am I right? Fellas? Fellas?! Yeah... I'm right. Go poke a hole in a doughnut Wes Anderson

    By Thedge,
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    • 804 views

  24. It's Monday, so you know what that means- I'm not wearing any underwear!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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    • 673 views

  25. Cody, Cody, Cody, my kingdom for a Cody - one that does his goddamn job, that is

    By BuzzinFrog,
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    • 973 views
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