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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. See you next Tuesday?! Wednesday works better, you bitch!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. I just can’t wrap my head around this. So I am injecting hydrofluoric acid under my scalp to demineralize my skull, making it as rubbery as an octopus.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. I turned on my spam filter but somehow everyday I still end up eating gallons and gallons of spam.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. So, a little bird told me you are getting promoted! Hi, welcome to Cutesy Blatant Lies

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Sure I’ve got a couple skeletons in my closet but many skeletons are closeted because of rampant homophobia in the skeleton community.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. I came into some money when my grandma died. Grief makes you do strange things.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Every time I go to a website I keep accepting their cookies. They don’t even care that I’m diabetic.

    By Friend of P,
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  8. When cutoffs are small you get sun on your balls.

    By Butt Barf,
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  9. And I got away with it after I killed those pesky kids and their dog.

    By MrPrincessDoctorJr,
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  10. Just make Harry Potter your king and be done with it

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. “Spank me, Daddy, I’ve been naughty.”, said the responsible child after turning himself in for stealing from the cookie jar.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Uh oh. Time to doo doo

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. No, Mr. Bond.... I expect you to apologize.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. I am Fucking clown shoes

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. I'm not worried about my legacy, I'm worried about my armacy

    By Turtleshark,
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  16. That's a funny song but I bet Batman really does smell though

    By Turtleshark,
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  17. Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war or, if they're unavailable, the hamsters of civilized discourse

    By Turtleshark,
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  18. They tell me the mayor of Saskatoon ate here the other day. (For those listening at home, I'm pointing at my butt)

    By Turtleshark,
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  19. Chris Cornell used to be in Soundgarden but now he's in bone garden

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. Am I the only one who was hoping for a little Clark-on-Clark action in Superman 3 ?

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. I'll scratch my back if you scratch yours

    By Turtleshark,
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  22. Imagine if Bruce Banner turned into a tiny little mouse when he gets angry. I doubt the character would be anywhere near as popular

    By Turtleshark,
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  23. Call me a liar's pants cuz I am on fire

    By Turtleshark,
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  24. Rank every Happy Days character from Donny Most to Donny Least

    By Turtleshark,
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  25. No one wanted Mr. Nanny to play Batman. No one wanted A Knights Tale to play Joker. All I want is for someone to tell me how movie titles keep getting starring roles!

    By Shittybutthole,
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