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1. I need twenty stout young men to man a vessel that shall transport twenty-five tons of ice to the tropics! 'Twill be a pretty cool trip!

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2. My Cheerios were surprisingly sardonic today.

   By Phrancis Phord Coppla, September 30, 2014
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3. He said "All Amish are hung". That persuasion, lead to an anal invasion.

   By Phrancis Phord Coppla, September 30, 2014
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4. Squares Pace: A more good internet begins by knowing how fast a square can move. Squarespace.

   By TerranceFraser, September 30, 2014
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5. Lump

   By willcampos, September 30, 2014
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6. Thus from then on the history books would forever never mention our tragic hero Testecles.

   By Charlie Murphy Brown, September 30, 2014   

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7. amazing grace

   By DalBelloBeeTuna, September 30, 2014
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8. I'm getting emotional, that was such a good movie. I'm such a Bridge over the River Kwai baby!

   By Bever Hopox, September 30, 2014
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9. I was going to attend a music festival, but then I remembered that I hate music.

   By thornghost, September 30, 2014
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10. Jim Jarmusch much?

    By KrangkaDelic, September 30, 2014
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11. That's the spirit! That's the spirit who robbed me!

    By Dhalgren, September 30, 2014
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12. Can I kick it? Not until it's in the public domain.

    By JosephSchmo, September 30, 2014   

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13. I was gonna tell you about the mathematician who loved to eat Pi, but I refuse to cater to the lowest common denominator.

    By Bernard_Shakey, September 29, 2014   

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14. Life is a game of inches. We don't want you in our porn videos anymore.

    By Kevin Bartelt, September 30, 2014
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15. Just flew in from Seattle and, boy, are my arms tired! Probably because I strangled that man in the cargo hold.

    By rob_m, September 29, 2014
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16. What is a man but a miserable pile of shit

    By rod aug, September 29, 2014
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17. Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I'll love you Tomorrow, Tomorrow's just a day to cheat on my diet.

    By ashinyobject, September 29, 2014
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18. Eat your pizza backwards, or Crash Bandicoot will fuck you up!

    By travisdunsmuir, September 29, 2014
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19. It's raining cats and dogs!

    By AprilFoolsRebel, September 29, 2014
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20. Let's talk turkey for a second....

    By AprilFoolsRebel, September 29, 2014
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21. I'm a lover of the Arts. Art Garfunkel, Art LaFleur, Gemma ARTterton...

    By Bever Hopox, September 29, 2014
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22. Life is what you make it, so make it an oatmeal creme pie.

    By jaymanthegreat, September 29, 2014
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23. If you got it, flaunt it. But not right in my face! Kevin!

    By jaymanthegreat, September 26, 2014
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24. Hooray for cheering!

    By AprilFoolsRebel, September 29, 2014
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25. Read my lips!

    By Bever Hopox, September 29, 2014   

    • more of a visual joke
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