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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Frankly, my dear I don't give a Hoover. Damnit! I was almost there!

    By Bever Hopox,
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  2. I don't come down to where you slap dick and work out of your mouth!

    By Dhalgren,
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  3. Look Judy, stop going around finishing off the last few drops from everyone's empty beer cans. That's my job.

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  4. What's up Dog Hot?

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  5. Boom Shakkity Shock-a-Dinky!

    By MattPechiney,
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  6. Mares eat oats and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?

    By Houdini in the pool,
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  7. Tutankhamun's curse shall haunt you all! But I use it for bubble baths.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. When taking a hot yoga class, remember to free your mind-- not your ding-a-ling.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. hi ma - BYE MA

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Truculence is but the crystallized soliloquy of squelched souls in suede shoes.

    By CrustyDustReceptacle,
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  11. Opinions are like buttholes- I introduce mine to everyone I meet.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  12. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. I took the blue pill and the red pill.

    By thecricketnerd,
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  13. Goonies never say die. I say, never wear a condom.

    By grahamparkinson,
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  14. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's type two.

    By grahamparkinson,
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  15. My only regert is

    By SustenanceForConsideration,
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  16. Some say goodbye, but I say shalom!

    By Frymanslim,
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  17. Shit 'er? I barely manure!

    By Dhalgren,
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  18. Hey, Siri. Siri? Wake up, Siri. Siri? Don't die on me. Don't you dare die on me, Siri...

    By Disgusting English Candy Drill,
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  19. Crassus' ribald interjections masked the evenings stifling quality, and taking the air towards 8 that night I overheard the Proconsul say: "Fuck all t

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. We all know IBC Root Beer is delicious, but this new IB-VD Cream Soda tastes horrible.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  21. Perhaps this year, in these uncertain, violent times, we need to gather to eat fish more than ever.

    By mikemac,
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  22. If you can't beat them, join them...

    By SustenanceForConsideration,
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  23. On a scale from 1 to 10...

    By SustenanceForConsideration,
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  24. I thought I was settling in to watch season 4 of One Flew Over The Cookie’s Nest….turns out I was only up shit’s creek.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  25. I ate too much candy, John. And no, it wasn't cool runnings.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 726 views
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