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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Wanna see my collection of Steve Martin Shorts?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 170 views

  2. Sugar sugar dip the booger

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 202 views

  3. You’ll never catch me

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 173 views

  4. Heavily monitored for your own safety

    By Kevllis,
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    • 213 views

  5. Ding dong - it’s your mom

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 162 views

  6. It's like prop comedy for your ears.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  7. Welcome to Call Backs, the game show where we connect earlier succesful jokes to anything else at all!!

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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    • 261 views

  8. She's my step-sister AND my step-daughter!!

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  9. Tonight on The Big Picture, we examine the perilous state of the modern world: looming environmental catastrophe, the advent of fascism, the utter lack of shared truths & values. But first on our program, we take a look at frenzied, sweaty fucking.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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    • 252 views

  10. The greatest thing you could ever do in your entire life is to be or do the best thing that there is, whether it's really large or really good, or just important. Entire life.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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    • 270 views

  11. I xeriscape, I conserve water. I'm a bartender, I can serve water.

    By Fancy Pants Vance,
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  12. I've always been ovely asexual, but I have developed some groping mechanisms.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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    • 311 views

  13. I love Mike from Better Call Saul, hope he never gets turned into goo

    By Kevllis,
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    • 235 views

  14. Your truck has a hemi? Big honkin' deal - my butt's chockfull of 'em!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Oh my, I do say, this is masterfully written. I don't lie, the bootay will be naturally smitten.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  16. Bubbling bombardment to your left flank cheek. Quarreling quandaries of who spanked their meat.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  17. Swiveling Swahili in your mowed front lawn. Impaling impalas whence they hunt at dawn.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 246 views

  18. Pigs are gross I’m a piggy I’m gross oink oink call me Scotty piggy i’m a gross little piggy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. Kulap, I love you so much. This show, and everything that I do is for you and us. Thank you for being my best friend and the love of my life.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 245 views

  20. You kiss your mother's ashes with that mouth?

    By Butt Barf,
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  21. I wouldn’t mind it if THAT itsy-bitsy spider climbed up MY water spout if you know what I mean.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. There is no ham in hamburgers and for that reason alone I must jump off this building and into that bin full of hot caramel. I might not survive

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  23. Shout out to the Netflix kids' movie about a woman who fucked bigfoot and got pregnant.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  24. I'm gonna make him a sandwich he can't refuse

    By Turtleshark,
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  25. This just in: fart jokes are cancelled

    By Turtleshark,
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