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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My grandma tells the silliest jokes. Just today she said, "Helgmee, emm havigg uh stroge!" You're hilarious, Grammy!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard; buttermilk shake is lower in carbs.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Call me what you will professor, but I have never felt like a fresh man in my life

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  4. I’m surprised the New York Times didn’t name the novel: Coronavirus as an instant bestseller.

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  5. They say time heals old wounds but It’s been two months and I’m still severely bleeding out.

    By Mikey Mansplain,
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  6. A finger in the Booty, if you feel no doodie, you’re in the clear for tooty or two.

    By Mikey Mansplain,
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  7. One fish, two fish, lost fish, found fish. Good I’m glad we got the plot of finding Nemo out of the way.

    By Mikey Mansplain,
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  8. I had gum for dessert.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. I love the narration from the Blockbuster documentary and whoever did it is a genius and lovely human

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. I've just seen PFT in his BVDs, and that's a BFD for a guy like me.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  11. You can’t spell. Educate yourself.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. You can’t spell Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch without a degree in Welsh language studies.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Beige suede ninjas, who's in?

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  14. Americans don’t like bullies. Nuh uh.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. I'm a philosophy professor, and sometimes after working with abstruse concepts all day, we go out for drinks. Man, some of those concepts can fucking chug.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  16. Please don't wear underpants over your overpants while you're here. Our culture considers that extremely, extremely offensively dumb.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  17. I'm just thinking out loud here, but what if the microwave is right and I DON'T have to collect my toenails in a dollhouse elevator to appease ANYBODY, let alone some marmoset somewhere? Well, better safe than sorry.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  18. I gave a standing ovation when your splendid oration spurred my ejaculation.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Huh. I thought a 'super-laxative' was going to do something else, I guess.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  20. My editor calls it “drinking at work,” but I call it Prosé

    By Tanner Bananerhammock,
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  21. Birds of a feather flock together. I guess that’s why this Ornithological Society meeting’s such a shit show.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. You say “three inches hard” like it’s a bad thing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. DICKS.com is NOT what I thought it’d be!

    By Kevllis,
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  24. Cheese cake with extra queso, please

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Rocket Man has just entered the MCU

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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