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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Eat it like a dog!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. We’ve been best friends since we were four. Eat. The. Ham. Burger. Out. Of. The. Bowl.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. It’s leather, Daddy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. You better get all of this stuff out of here like the captain said, I'm gonna go pinch a loaf, when I come back, all this is gone, alright?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Moo moo, daddy... I'm a horny cow who wants to swallow your cud all night long!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Fie on you, verminous peasants! And may the old gods be my witness: ye shall perish by my blade, lest you smash those LIKE and SUBSCRIBE buttons!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. There's no EA in Tim

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  9. Scoliosis is when you have a crooked spine. Michael Imperioliosis is when you're crooked AND spineless.

    By AuntFlovid19,
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  10. Shave your taint, gov'nor? Two bits!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Like, I become medically ill if I don’t “gram” my meal before eating it.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Tucci touchy tushy? Touché!

    By Butt Barf,
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  13. There’s a pizza on the way and the boys are in the basement. Have fun!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. Farts, are they simply the ghosts of poop or something far more sinister? All this and more coming up in the next hour.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  15. Freeze that image! Zoom in! Enhance! Oh, dear god... it's an unclad buttock.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. I'LL HAVE THAT GODDAMN CHAFING DISH IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. To quote the late, great Maya Angelou, “hi, I’m Maya Angelou.”

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  18. It was only after binging every season of CBS' "the Amazing Race" that the Nazi realized he'd been had.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Ok google is there some sort of dating sote for women to meat poor men with lil' dicks like .... plenty of choads dot com?

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  20. Todays show is brought to you by, The Bi-Curious Case of ButtJammin' Benton: a GayZZers(TM) Porn Parody

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  21. [Chupacabra voice] TODAYS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY LOSS ON-HELLL-ES! WOULD YOU LIKE TO INJECT SOME BO-TOX IN YOUR BUTTHOLE? COME TO LOSS ON-HELL-ES!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  22. [CHUPA VOICE] TODAYS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NEW JORK! DO YOU LIKE PEOPLE TO THINK YOU ARE VERRY TUFF BUT AT NIGHT LIKE TO DRESS UP LIKE A CAT AND SING AND DANCE AROUND? COME TO NEW JORK!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  23. Snitches get stitches.... of love

    By Kevllis,
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  24. Was geht ab, bratwurst?

    By Kevllis,
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  25. They say you can't keep an old dog down, but we all know that's not true if you use enough chloroform.

    By Shittybutthole,
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