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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Mangina? Mangina?!? No thanks, I'll just have a coke.

    By Tiny Wild Animals,
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  2. I can tell im never dehydrated cause my pee is always red.

    By feelred,
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  3. I don't care about your hysterectomies and your city-slicking words; you owe me a well-endowed son and you owe me one now!

    By RafaelRabello,
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  4. And if Jesus was a true Christian he would have stoned that ho. Amen.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  5. I'm not in the mood to laugh today. I’m holding a gun under the table. So everyone just keep it chill for this episode?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  6. Ponce de León was slightly disturbed to find that the segregated Fountain of Youth was labeled WHITES ONLY.

    By Dhalgren,
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  7. Like sands through the hourglass, time stops when I'm getting my dick wet.

    By NotMattForman,
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  8. Pants, poop, mother, ghosts, mid 80s-to-present pop culture reference, desperation; eat my dust morons - this one CAN'T fail. . .oh wait, I left out t

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. I've heard of Wake Me Up When September Ends, but Wake Me Up When September Middles?

    By Gym Sockerman,
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  10. Woody Allen's 2006 film "Scoop" is a great comedy that was certainly ahead of its time. It is definitely worth a rental. 10/10 #underrated

    By fredsolo,
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  11. Harris Wittels prefers to watch Indiana Jones movies on a laptop inside his Mustang so he can tell people he's Harris in Ford.

    By AaronSinger_29251,
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  12. You damn kids! Get off my lawn!! razzle frazzle blasted wiseacre hooligan punkers- Oh, Hello Trolley

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  13. Streets is harkin Barry Larkin darryl strawbs & pedro. Mama grow'd up back in the nifty 50s, liberry card & a winnebago

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  14. Dear Scott Aukerman, please save me from this horrible orphanage! I'm your biggest fan and this is the only way I know how to reach you!

    By Waitasecondwhat,
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  15. Soylent Green is Pringles!

    By No_Name_Johnson,
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  16. Matt Damon's girlfriend ain't too happy about his lack of commitment. Apparently, she's given him a Bourne Ultimatum.

    By spaceball87,
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  17. Welcome to Improv4Humans with Matt Besser that's meeeee...no robots allowed

    By No_Name_Johnson,
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  18. C'mere and look down there in my pants, and know where Dennis Millers been hiding

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. A slave is someone who knows they must obey their master, a human is someone who hasn't realized they're a slave.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Alakazam! All your hopes and dreams physically manifest into a ‘tater skin at a Toby Keith bar & grill.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 739 views

  21. Welcome to the bone zone. Population: you.

    By Thedge,
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  22. "Sickle sell", you say; "Who's buying?", I say. What do they have in Canada? ""Ice, eh?""

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Holy robot teardrops Kemo Sabe, the Batmobile lost its wheel & Joker got Nilla wafers for movie nite

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  24. No Dr. Weinstein, I think it was an actual dog that attacked me this time and not just a physical manifestation of my white, liberal guilt.

    By Tiny Wild Animals,
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  25. It's no (fore)skin off of my dick...

    By RockTheMullet,
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