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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A bottle of red, a bottle of white, its all Depends when your ring ain’t tight.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 197 views

  2. I never pass on the wind when I’m passing on the beans.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 206 views

  3. No, unfortunately there aren’t enough butts in the world or maybe in the universe for that Mr. Wayne.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 173 views

  4. Don't worry dad - I'm a seasoned professional when it comes to forgetting about you, like you did me when you had me out of wedlock.

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 271 views

  5. 3 out of 10 people named Orville recommend this podcast.

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 323 views

  6. Spring is in the air, the days are getting longer, I went to high school with Matt Braunger.

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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    • 221 views

  7. The sun and moon are Paul Bunyan’s nipples / the Earth slowly motorboats.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 186 views

  8. Flowers dancing in the wind can heal this tired soul now if only there was something I could do about my aching hole

    By RunDemCheeks,
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    • 146 views

  9. Another day, another dollar. I should really report them to the department of labor.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 206 views

  10. If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, how many hands are worth a bush? Like, four? I've never been good at math.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 197 views

  11. This is not a test of the emergency podcast system.

    By TheRubTugChugger,
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    • 179 views

  12. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me to smell his finger.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 173 views

  13. Don’t forget to wash your wiener.

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 263 views

  14. Let’s change Texas to Sexas and send all the perverts there to fuck in the dust.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 175 views

  15. Every one‐wiper is really a zero-wiper if you had more confidence.

    By Penguin_Confit,
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    • 177 views

  16. Squeeze me, juice me, grind me up, & sluice me!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 185 views

  17. Imagine if Pop Rocks had the same, in and out effect just as spicy food does. tickles! tickles!

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 195 views

  18. Leggo her Eggo, she's six months pregnant and eating for two

    By Fancy Pants Vance,
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    • 408 views

  19. David Koresh stole my vaginal mesh!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 188 views

  20. Cumberbatch? Hardly know 'er batch

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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  21. "Self-imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness" -me, plagiarizing Oscar Wilde plagiarizing Colton, who still owes me $20.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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    • 318 views

  22. We live in a society full of Jokers, So let’s put a smile on that face of yours.

    By GarethTheeOrangutan,
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    • 148 views

  23. Can I have some sugarcubes? I’m a real björk dork.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 189 views

  24. Gangnam Style in my anus; Dang them piles, swole and venous.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 203 views

  25. If you think whiskey dick is bad then you’ve never dealt with guac cock.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 202 views
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