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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Love knows no bounds but aren't boundaries important? I really don't want love getting into the crawlspace.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 624 views

  2. Fuck, Marry, Kill: Da police, Christmas and a mockingbird.

    By dafteskimo,
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    • 892 views

  3. Withdraw the recommended 5 metres, then pinch the dusty vulva

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 633 views

  4. Chronic laconic. Erratic socratic. Synchronicity Yes Up hoot enter

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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    • 675 views

  5. Would Carrie like a mulligan? Miss Brownstein, your ball is in the water hazard. Fetch me my scuba!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 667 views

  6. GIVE ME MY CONNERY BACK!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 593 views

  7. What's up Rod Aug?

    By SunHammer,
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    • 1374 views

  8. Alas, there were no condoms in my drawer, nor sheets on my bed, and much less a woman to make love to.

    By RafaelRabello,
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    • 667 views

  9. I only rap on Christmas. Other topics don't interest me.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 658 views

  10. "Hide and go seek? Na, we're not doing that. I don't hide from no man." -Al Capone visits a kindygarten.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 647 views

  11. "You've stolen my daughter. Get prepared to be chased by a 60 year old man." Taken monologue edit #1.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 615 views

  12. If she has a baby picture on Facebook, and it's from a year ago, look out--

    By RafaelRabello,
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    • 732 views

  13. I Can't Help Farting in Gloves With You.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 672 views

  14. Hey Listener, welcome to a new Comedy Bang Bang. Also, screw you.

    By frasierfonzie,
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    • 568 views

  15. A duel? To the death? Then the weapon of choice is mine to make! I choose heroin.

    By Dhalgren,
    • 1 reply
    • 696 views

  16. Is this thing on? 1 2 surreptitious turtle torture. Check 1 2 3 traveling taco truck tires. Juicy that?

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 653 views

  17. You know what? Why don't you jack me ON instead buddy.

    By AdamZornChelton,
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    • 775 views

  18. A TRUE environmentalist uses BOTH sides of the toilet paper.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 614 views

  19. Haste makes waste which makes waste post haste

    By FrozenTeens,
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    • 782 views

  20. Baffo Bio, A+, Around the Corner, Through The Roof, Hot Dog.

    By underabridge,
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    • 904 views

  21. Monkey see, monkey do, pancakes, tacos, monkey stew!

    By Thedge,
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    • 808 views

  22. I've got a new Nissan Life

    By hamburkler,
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    • 839 views

  23. An Oikos a day keeps the Stamos away

    By hamburkler,
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    • 831 views

  24. Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

    By hamburkler,
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    • 961 views

  25. If I'm half a man then you're all right

    By JaJunk,
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    • 613 views
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