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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. High Powered. New Yoke. City Lawyer. Tom Sawyer's country hustle: Bumpkin Shuffle in a sunken bunk in Brussels

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  2. IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVE, IS IDM POOP?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. My name is Stephen Hawking, and this is my ALS ice bucket challenge:

    By RafaelRabello,
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  4. The boys call me Subway

    By Nastyslaw,
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  5. With the knees of Dostoevsky...

    By MarkDoten,
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  6. I can throw a boomerang in space and get it back, but I threw you in the trash and you're still gone.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  7. What do you think happens to the cat after an hour? Is it dead or alive? The answer is neither. It’s gone. The universe erased it because...

    By RafaelRabello,
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  8. Who? 'Who' is but a form following the function of 'what', and what I am is batshit crazy, Senator! I'm talking guano in my ice cream.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  9. There are two kinds of people in this world.

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  10. Talk to the palm, 'cause you ain't the bomb. But hey, at least you can get on an airplane.

    By Jotchua,
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  11. Don't hate the player, hate the game. You hear that Uno? Battleship? Mouse Trap? Winner my ass Game of Life.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  12. What I lack in foreskin...

    By PeePoPo,
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  13. What makes my Batman screenplay unique are all the scenes with the titular hero stopping to go to the bathroom and cracking "guano" jokes.

    By @Max__Bruno,
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  14. My wife has gone, my kids have gone, but the old mule in the barn keeps swinging his tail.

    By Foltaire,
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  15. I'm writing a story about Noah, but I'm having trouble figuring out his arc.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. Let me ask you this. If you can kill a baby before birth, can you kill a child before noon? I mean--you seem well-equipped. Winky face, crotch rub.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  17. "Quit while you're a head," said the man to his penis, "We don't want to have another episode of 'Wreck-Tile Destruction!'" ...Alas, RIP, my tiles.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  18. Somewhere over the rainbow

    By FrankGrochenzino,
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  19. How Green Was My Valley? Tom.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  20. I always forget the difference between slander and libel. One slanders gravy over their libel and onions, right?

    By Dhalgren,
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  21. My chicken is stickin' to the Nixon that you're lickin'

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  22. Your mumbling excuses fell on deaf ears, while my rumbling protrusion fell on cleft rears.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Robert Redford turned to me, burped, and said "Check it out, I'm Bob Belcher."

    By Bever Hopox,
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  24. As I contorted my body into a cannonball I noticed the cue sticks and realized I was at the wrong pool.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  25. Don't put Twinkies on your pizza.

    By Bever Hopox,
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