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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The chocolate scene from "I Love Lucy"... entertainment that always goes down easy. The chocolate scene from "I Love Lucille's Balls: the I Love Lucy Porno".... that's a tougher swallow.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Your honor, the prosecution will prove to the satisfaction of the court that your favorite rapper sucks.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  3. Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub, and my how that water got sticky

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  4. I love the views from this Caribbean cruise because suntanned Tom is less creepy

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  5. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t be bothered to hide their inter-species love affairs.

    By Fettuccini CarboNotATumor,
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  6. Eat my poop and drink my pee, and I’ll reveal my dreams to thee.

    By Fettuccini CarboNotATumor,
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  7. I put my pulled Bluth under my pillow and what I found in the morning was underrated

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  8. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, where we often Comedy yet seldom Bang, contrary to what the title suggests

    By joshlamm,
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  9. How come when I order chicken fries from the poverty shack I get crispy fried chicken, but when get steak fries at a nice restaurant they're dropping potatoes on my ass!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  10. Besmirch my name!

    By Makingmywaydowntown,
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  11. That full moon sure went "stepbro" on the Suarez Canal

    By Makingmywaydowntown,
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  12. I was walking down the street, just the other day // when I heard Reggie shouting, "Comedy Bang Bang!" // My time is very valuable. // My rhymes are always malleable. // I got a new job; it's staying infallible. // I'm master of plugs and spitting [...]

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  13. Revenge is fresh, the end is nigh, giant udders in the sky.

    By Richard Medusa,
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  14. When the Strudel Computer gains sentience, just call the pastry technician. It's what they're for.

    By gratepat,
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  15. Why do all my improv friends hate my style of “shooting down all their suggestions” while we’re riffing?

    By Kevllis,
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  16. ...And, the Academy Award Goes to 'Captain Corelli's Micro Penis Pump'

    By washyerselfwitharagonastick,
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  17. Ah, today, I think I’ll do the quinoa bowl with grilled chicken. Well, not so much “do” as order, eat, and pay for. Thanks.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. I think R. Kelly was blackmailed. Sorry, I mean African-Americanmailed.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. Neck and neck they are, coming down the home stretch and neck and neck I now pronounce you, man and wife!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. The liberals say this hasn’t happened in half a century, but we checked, and it has only been 50 years.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. Euripides’ Shorts? How about Euripideez nuts.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  22. I will show you fear in a handful of dust, now show me that rockin' bust.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  23. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  24. Catch you later, Alligator. In a while, other Alligator.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  25. It might sound corny, but me so horny, so no need to warn me if you want to forni'.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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