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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't get your panties in a bunch. Instead tie them in a know and donate them to charity.

    By DanielLuna,
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    • 898 views

  2. A great man once said, "At what point, as a mercy thing, do you snip a penis in half?" On today's show, one of our guests will find out!

    By JasonFournier,
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    • 724 views

  3. There's a storm a-brewin' and I'm the Little Teapot! Here is my handle. [HOLD UP LEFT FIST] Here is my spout. [HOLD UP RIGHT FIST] And I'm gonna pour

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 636 views

  4. Like my uncle always said, why half-ass it when you can full-ass it?

    By lazerface,
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    • 872 views

  5. I like cheese in the store / I like cheese even more / I like cheese in the wrapper / When I eat cheese, I couldn't be happer (cont. below)

    By JasonKlamm,   
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    • 793 views

  6. When in Rome be Julius Caesar. When in Doubt be Philip Seymour Hoffman.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 674 views

  7. I cover my butt poops with mouth burps.

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 0 replies
    • 680 views

  8. I can't take it anymore, Phyllis! People like you are the reason we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway!

    By boyomeboyo,
    • 0 replies
    • 543 views

  9. Tweet the tweet, I pray you, trippingly on the thumbs.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 639 views

  10. Don't fake the funk on a nasty Monk. Tony Shaloub that is.

    By WoodrowHayseed,
    • 0 replies
    • 779 views

  11. Ohio! (Rest in Peace, Drew Carey)

    By jackstar7,
    • 0 replies
    • 788 views

  12. Possession is nine tenths of the law, but don't tell the Exorcist.

    By TheeRobBallinger,
    • 0 replies
    • 533 views

  13. The body is nothing more than a vessel for the soul. And a Conga Line is nothing more than a SOULLLL TRAINNNN!!

    By TheeRobBallinger,
    • 0 replies
    • 584 views

  14. Here she comes, full of grace. She'll eat the cheese, make no mistake!

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 624 views

  15. Whatta I gotta do to get a dentist appointment around here?

    By Andrew_Nice_Day,   
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    • 721 views

  16. Until next time...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 669 views

  17. Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. Maybe it was Was (Not Was).

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 0 replies
    • 637 views

  18. From "Boy" to "Boots"...getting them on that is. This is "You Talkin' U2 to Me?", the comprehensive and encyclopedic compendium of all things U2.

    By Joe Lerini,
    • 0 replies
    • 1120 views

  19. You're a real piece of shit. Enjoy the show, target audience!

    By jackstar7,
    • 0 replies
    • 756 views

  20. Hold the phone! God knows phones need lovin' too.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 535 views

  21. Hells yeah I'm emo, emo like a fox, Emo Philips like a fox, that is.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 708 views

  22. When the first men of the new race ask who did these things, we will proudly reply...

    By Bernard_Shakey,
    • 1 reply
    • 678 views

  23. Your insistence on me checking in with you...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
    • 0 replies
    • 827 views

  24. Without me, it's just aweso.

    By jitter,
    • 0 replies
    • 896 views

  25. Techtonic Timmy do that seismic shimmy - long time, audience.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 630 views
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