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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ryan Seacrest falls off every boat he gets on. He can’t stand in boats. It’s pathetic.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. I’ll start the show. If you beg. Beg me like a worm.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. Dear Hollywood - please make “Medea Goes Too Far”

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. With my ground breaking mutant bioseed, I can finally purchase the future.

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  5. Everyday I’m sufferin

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. Milk, milk lemonade, around the corner we have a nice selection of various homemade fudge.

    By peepee poopoo,
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  7. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s macular degeneration

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  8. Remember suckin' on chili dogs? I don't remember the chili part, but I'm still not allowed into that PetSmart.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  9. Everyone keeps saying Popular Express is creepy, but wait until you see the Lolita crossover.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  10. Eat my entire nutsack, jabronis!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, take an hour and give me a shower.

    By shittydave,
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  12. She shares Sea-Shares by the seashore

    By Geekdad_3D,
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  13. I want to look in the sky and say "Everyday is Christmas, Santa!"

    By mspainttrash,
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  14. Ass, gas, or grass? I need help finding a rhyme with "class" on the poem I'm writing for mother's day.

    By Diarrhea Perlman,
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  15. How dare you speak to me like that... I'm a full ass woman!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. I’d say these mango fibers stuck in my teeth feel like pubic hair but I’ve only ever oral-sexed other mangoes.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  17. And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord will feed my snake. He gets one frozen mouse a week, Lord.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  18. Rene Russo's Robinson Crusoe blew the roof-O off of my caboose-O.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. I'll bet you didn't know there was a real life kung fu panda. I say "was" (past tense) because it turns out kung fu isn't very effective against a boa constrictor

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. May I have my pants back, please? My dogs are getting married today.

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. How long? How long must we wait for John Wick VS John Carter: Chapter 8??!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Car kisses and carcasses: It's all we do and we do it well at Smith's Embalming Services and Auto Detailing.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  23. Milk, milk, lemonade; ‘round the corner, Bear Grylls waits.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. The better to slurp deez nuts, my dear.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. I don’t have bad breath. I have TERRIBLE breath.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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