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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Some dream of a world where dogs piss beer; Others live in a world where they drink dog piss.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 159 views

  2. They call me Mr. Tibbs, nyan!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 153 views

  3. Last on the call sheet, but first in our hearts.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Though I might seem the meanest, it's because I'm small penised!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 165 views

  5. My big booty is filled with even bigger "asspirations."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Holy Studs Terkel! Angela Merkel was caught doing The Urkel!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours. And I drink it up. I drink your milkshake!

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  8. But Larry stopped behaving like a father to her, and started acting like a self-propelled dick.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. I’m going to strangle you with my bare hands. And then with my gloved feet.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 181 views

  10. Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this podcast in no way endorses a belief in the occult. But my satanic daycare totally does.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 220 views

  11. We want free tacos, not your dirty jockos!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 152 views

  12. I love Lucy, but she loves speed.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. "Hey girl, your low level trauma makes my dick throbba!" isn't the feedback I had hoped for from my psychiatrist.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 189 views

  14. Cancel my plans and call me the milk-man, now get that cup in a microwave PRONTO

    By Deiz Naughts,
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  15. What's the haps here, pap smear?

    By I hate the post office,
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  16. Take it from me, there were plenty of angry and confused cannibals at those Comedy Central Roasts.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 143 views

  17. Don't make the mistake of calling me a Cuban; I may be a sandwich, but my first name is Reuben!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 172 views

  18. Check out the Mantzoukas on this guy

    By TheloniousThicc,
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  19. Now, for a word on the dearly departed: he was a turd who constantly farted.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 151 views

  20. I don't know your name, but there's something between us - this might sound insane, but is that your penis?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 140 views

  21. A turd in the hand is worth poo in my bush

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 158 views

  22. From grundle to pate, ye be what ye ate.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 149 views

  23. Everyone just ignores the fact that Shakespeare intended Hamlet to be played by a pig and it sickens me

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 180 views

  24. In Soviet Russia I lost my virginity.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 175 views

  25. Said Voldemort in cold retort, “that Buckbeak is a fuck freak!”

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 240 views
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