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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Should I treat myself for poison ivy or is it just a reaction to my new laundry detergent?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. Why be a Plow King when you can be a Plow God?

    By AlexanderMikhalkevich,
    • 0 replies
    • 536 views

  3. Valinor Tree maintenance fee? Lembas E-Z pass? Mithril utilities bill? I for one find these Tolkien re-birthings to be singularly taxing.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 679 views

  4. While the cat's away, those with cat allergies will breathe a big sigh of relief.

    By Bob's Kitchen,
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  5. For fuck's sake would you turn on your goddamned heartlight?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 702 views

  6. Easy, Breezy, Beautiful. Hoverboard.

    By bagofbeef,
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  7. "If you've been struck by, or indeed touched by a smooth criminal, please holla at your homeboy."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 640 views

  8. Summer? I barely know her! But I got a "3" in AP calculus, so let's just see how this all shakes out.

    By MarkDoten,
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    • 682 views

  9. I've heard homophobia blend seamlessly into homo-erotica on sports talk radio and I will not tolerate intolerance...but I will eroticate erotica.

    By Jordan Roberts,   
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    • 692 views

  10. Sometimes you have to ask yourself, "Have I yanked enough nose hairs out today?"

    By Jordan Roberts,   
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    • 690 views

  11. We have a helluva show for you today so you can put that in your pipe and take it to the bank while the iron's hot.

    By Jordan Roberts,   
    • 0 replies
    • 631 views

  12. Rogaine is a helluva drug

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 1074 views

  13. Now available as a suppository!

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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    • 638 views

  14. Every time a bell rings Criss Angel gets an STD.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  15. She had a face like Abe Vigoda but her penmanship was impeccable.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
    • 0 replies
    • 663 views

  16. "Three cheers for General Veers! His assault on Echo Base left the rebels in tears!"

    By Bernard_Shakey,
    • 0 replies
    • 709 views

  17. John Madden, Alladin and Gates Mcfadden, all secretly funded Osama Bin Laden

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 654 views

  18. John Madden, Alladin and Aates Mcfadden, all secretly funded Osama Bin Laden

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 687 views

  19. I just loaded some nugs of Comedy Gold in my Comedy Bong Bong, get ready to laugh your ass off.

    By MichaelBrown,
    • 0 replies
    • 799 views

  20. Seacrest In.

    By Sharchitect,
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  21. Play a prank on a blind racist by going back to the time of segregation and switching the braille on the whites and coloreds restroom,

    By Jake Dingus,
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  22. I only come up with these catchphrases in the hopes Tim Heidecker smirks and exhales out his nose a bit at them.

    By Jake Dingus,
    • 0 replies
    • 629 views

  23. Hey, if you've got an IBM-compatible computer and a modem, check out my internet homepage. If not, fuck off and die already grandpa!

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 621 views

  24. To be grateful and repay kindness—this is first; to benefit others is to benefit ourselves. So gimme dat twinkie!

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 614 views

  25. "Careful you dont dance yourself right into the poorhouse, Fred Astaire." said his well-meaning Priest.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 612 views
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