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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Typewriters and seagulls are interchangeable.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  2. euphoric, sophomoric, wilting openly in our shared December: robin red breasts' unapologetic erection elicits shame and callous indifference, verily;

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Remember to always respect your Elder, Scrolls?

    By Haze,
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  4. Hold the newsreaders nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers

    By AlexMullins,
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  5. I'm sorry I forgot my Diners Club card, could I possibly pay in herpes?

    By YumYum,
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  6. You call that an ape? This game of Pictionary is OVER, Nana!!

    By 5318008,   
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  7. That's b-a-n-a-n-a-s dot com, for better-fitting men's bananas!

    By NicholasUtke,   
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  8. ...again, just head on over to Lamps dot com, click on the microphone and enter the code "Bang Bang," and I'll see you never at the ghost office!

    By NicholasUtke,   
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  9. I'm the boss, this is champagne, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

    By Dystopika,
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  10. I'm a little teapot, short and stout, tip me over and comedy comes out.

    By Daddydrank,
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  11. old podcasts were scaffolding once, and workmen whistling

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. I'm worried about Kevin Fuck.

    By crazytaint69(Christian name),
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  13. A bully once beat the crap out of me during PE….but the joke was on them as my fetid, semi-digested feces avalanche continuously filled the..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  14. When placing a rhino in a choke-hold, be sure to pivot your hips to the left for maximum orgasm.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. Welcome to an all new Comedy Bang bang, he shot me down. Bang bang, I hit the ground. Bang bang, that awful sound. Bang bang, my baby shot me down.

    By Metalhart,
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  16. The Horses's remorse was par for the course while my mom's divorces cost dad his Porsches.

    By Metalhart,
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  17. No, God cannot see you masturbating, but he can hear you.

    By StephenAllan,
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  18. Jar Jar Binks may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother Gungan.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  19. Don't trust the D behind the Main Street Arby's.

    By Jake Dingus,
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  20. I wish Jesus was a lil youngster, that way he'd be eligible for an amber alert and more people could find Christ.

    By Jake Dingus,
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  21. I've heard of "hearing AIDS," but this is ridiculous!

    By Skeevins,
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  22. The oily bird catches the worm; but the oily worm? Can never be caught.

    By AlphaScooterWumbo,   
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  23. The hardware store was out of drywall, so I bought a bunch of wetwall. It's GROSS.

    By mwn,   
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  24. Next on Maury, we find out who the father is of this pregnant pause . . . [PAUSE] . . . and it's not a dick joke!

    By Dhalgren,
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  25. Never trust a man with a

    By DaveBlouir,
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