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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'll bet you didn't know there was a real life kung fu panda. I say "was" (past tense) because it turns out kung fu isn't very effective against a boa constrictor

    By Turtleshark,
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  2. Rene Russo's Robinson Crusoe blew the roof-O off of my caboose-O.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. I’d say these mango fibers stuck in my teeth feel like pubic hair but I’ve only ever oral-sexed other mangoes.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. How dare you speak to me like that... I'm a full ass woman!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Ass, gas, or grass? I need help finding a rhyme with "class" on the poem I'm writing for mother's day.

    By Diarrhea Perlman,
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  6. I want to look in the sky and say "Everyday is Christmas, Santa!"

    By mspainttrash,
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  7. She shares Sea-Shares by the seashore

    By Geekdad_3D,
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  8. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, take an hour and give me a shower.

    By shittydave,
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  9. Eat my entire nutsack, jabronis!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Everyone keeps saying Popular Express is creepy, but wait until you see the Lolita crossover.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  11. Remember suckin' on chili dogs? I don't remember the chili part, but I'm still not allowed into that PetSmart.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  12. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s macular degeneration

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  13. Milk, milk lemonade, around the corner we have a nice selection of various homemade fudge.

    By peepee poopoo,
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  14. Everyday I’m sufferin

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. With my ground breaking mutant bioseed, I can finally purchase the future.

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  16. Dear Hollywood - please make “Medea Goes Too Far”

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. I’ll start the show. If you beg. Beg me like a worm.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Ryan Seacrest falls off every boat he gets on. He can’t stand in boats. It’s pathetic.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. I’m a lady golfer and so can you

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Gerbils go in and out. Hamsters are pretty slick. But if a hedgehog goes in, it’s really up to him if he’s gonna come out.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. The game is afoot, and the prize is ataint.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. There will be no CPR certifications today - the training dummy has a do-not-resuscitate order.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. If "grease" is the word and "bird" is the word, the Alaskan BP pipeline sure mixes up a lot of words.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  24. We don't take kindly to your type in 'round here, and frankly your formatting leaves much to be desired.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  25. I’ve lost three family member to depression- Depression is the name of my pet alligator

    By Kevllis,
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