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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Perfect for listening to in your car, your office, your church- anywhere you usually masturbate!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  2. I don't like pranks. I think they're stupid, immature, and not funny... Haha, gotcha, I actually like pranks.

    By spaceball87,
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  3. Maybe if Pol Pot had given his son a silly name like Jack Pot history might not have judged him so harshly for the whole genocide thing

    By spaceball87,
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  4. I put my iPhone on Airplane mode, but when I threw it out the window it didn’t fly very far at all.

    By spaceball87,
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  5. You won't find this fact in the history books, but my grandfather basically single-handedly won World War II -- because his other hand got blown off.

    By spaceball87,
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  6. I hate how the word "Nazi" is applied to everyone these days. I think it makes us forget just how horrific the crimes of the grammar Nazis were.

    By spaceball87,
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  7. The scariest moment of my life was when I fell down an elevator shaft...

    By spaceball87,
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  8. Did you know that while it takes over 20,000 joints to overdose on marijuana, it only takes one cliff to overdose on jumping?

    By spaceball87,
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  9. I tried to rob a bank once...

    By spaceball87,
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  10. People tend to forget about the other album U2 released in 1984, "The Forgettable Fire"

    By spaceball87,
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  11. Most people don't realize "Al Hitchcock" was only the nickname of the famous film director -- his real name was Al Hitchpenis!

    By spaceball87,
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  12. Ever since I've heard you're supposed to "dress for the job you want," I've been walking around in a hand costume

    By spaceball87,
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  13. Hey, Doctors Without Borders -- stop complaining and just go to Barnes and Noble!

    By spaceball87,
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  14. Where I come from, fighting fire with fire...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  15. "Siri, gimme a time stamp for the stripping scene in True Lies."

    By 5318008,
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  16. People rooting for you to throw in the towel usually change their tune when they see you aren't wearing anything underneath that towel.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 471 views

  17. I, Scott Aukerman, am a huge… I’m not saying that catchphrase.

    By ShuksanDawn,
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  18. I'm two nipples short of a cow!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  19. I've decided to replace my genitalia with a starched white hood. Please don't judge me, I'm Klansgender.

    By Dhalgren,
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  20. The tree's bark is worse than it's bite. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By MoBurns,
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  21. I'm not a big fan of any type of education, but...that never stopped me from drinking fruit soda.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 545 views

  22. Captain America: The Winter Soldier? I barely know her!

    By dafteskimo,
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    • 1006 views

  23. I hope he likes 'em, cause my girlfriend says my eyelashes look real!

    By ErinBuchholz,
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    • 897 views

  24. So tasty, even a committed vegan will want to tear into this juicy meat.

    By Bob's Kitchen,
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    • 727 views

  25. H20... it's the Mickey Mouse of molecules.

    By JacobHunt,
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