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1. oh terror, its Egg Begley jnr and Omletteia Newton John; SCRAMBLE!!!

   By KrangkaDelic, March 29, 2014
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2. Apologies to Put Your Hands Together.

   By Hot Dog, March 29, 2014
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3. What's the matter with you?

   By Hot Dog, March 29, 2014
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4. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. But the monument his subjects built ain't so great. I mean... they're blind for pete's sake.

   By jaymanthegreat, March 28, 2014
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5. Give a holler...It's melon baller!

   By Sleepin' Johnny, March 28, 2014
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6. Want to shout out a Happy 28th Birthday to Paul McCartney’s hair. Welcome to Comedy Meeeeowwww.

   By Kevinpalooza, March 28, 2014
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7. Wonka got me hooked on the pop rock.

   By JosephSchmo, March 28, 2014   

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8. when life gives you erotic poetry, go Edgar Allen "Poe Dancing"

   By AlexMullins, March 28, 2014
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9. i gotta say, folks

   By ColonelCusty, March 27, 2014
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10. ...

    By allenpwilliams, March 27, 2014
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11. You can get too much of a good thing.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, March 27, 2014
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12. Parks are the stained glass of seagulls.

    By JosephSchmo, March 27, 2014   

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13. Welcome to Comendy Bang Bang....

    By crazytaint69(Christian name), March 27, 2014   

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    • theater
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    • Bernard_Shakey
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14. "Take me out to the ballgame!", said the urologist.

    By Andrew_Nice_Day, March 26, 2014
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15. This will be short and sweet, just call it Peter Dinklage.

    By BananaNutNed, March 26, 2014
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16. There are plenty of fish in the sea...

    By Ticholas, March 26, 2014
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17. You, sir, have one dynamic pancreas!

    By AprilFoolsRebel, March 26, 2014
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18. No need for formalities... Three malities will do just fine.

    By Bernard_Shakey, March 25, 2014
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19. If I farted, would you go to my funeral?

    By Kevinpalooza, March 25, 2014
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20. If 'ifs' and 'buts' were 'candy' and 'nuts' I wouldn't need to be within 300 yards of a school zone

    By catharticnick, March 25, 2014   

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21. A bird in hand is worth about two in the bush; but with the economy the way it is, I advise holding off on investing until the bird market levels out.

    By clenched_butthole, March 25, 2014
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22. the meek shall inherit my girth, Gramgrams' war medals, and maybe some clotting problems, tests come back Tuesday.

    By KrangkaDelic, March 25, 2014
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23. i'm a good boy and people like me

    By DEATHMAN, March 25, 2014
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24. Just nostalgically smelling my old Taz slippers.

    By EndreBråthen, March 25, 2014
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25. She sells Sheesha by the seashore

    By California Emmett, March 25, 2014
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