New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Boy, this catchphrase is a real clunker. Stink-arooni.

   By Kevinpalooza, March 6, 2014
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2. Pro wrestling, bay-bayyy!!

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3. We all know Dr. Dre's a great rapper, but how good is he at open-heart surgery?

   By Colt, March 6, 2014
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4. The grass is always greener on the side of the lawn that you constantly paint green.

   By Sorry_Bubastis, March 6, 2014
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5. I saw the smallest hat today!

   By travisdunsmuir, March 5, 2014
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6. The Internet is Where I Store My Ones & Zeroes

   By OrigamiMami, March 5, 2014
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7. Today...we use our inside voices. Tomorrow, we we raise hell and bake swordfishes for pop-pop.

   By Kevinpalooza, March 5, 2014
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8. Love is in the air...

   By jaymanthegreat, March 5, 2014
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9. I've been in quite a few long distance relationships.

   By AprilFoolsRebel, March 5, 2014
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10. I hate to be a party pooper, but uncontrollable bowel syndrome is no joke.

    By Colt, March 5, 2014
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11. I left my heart in San Francisco, but my kidneys are on a flight to Mazatlan.

    By Bob's Kitchen, March 5, 2014
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12. I don't date hockey players anymore, they were always trying to stick it in my five-hole.

    By Urethra-Franklin, March 5, 2014   

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13. Holy guacamole, there's guacamole in my holey!

    By Urethra-Franklin, March 5, 2014   

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14. Why do men have nipples?... so I can nibble them of course.

    By Urethra-Franklin, March 5, 2014   

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15. If you can't see the forest for the trees...

    By Bob's Kitchen, March 5, 2014
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16. They say time will tell...

    By jaymanthegreat, March 5, 2014
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17. Well-behaved women rarely get murdered by the Kennedy's.

    By Colt, March 4, 2014
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18. They say ignorance is bliss, but I don't know what either of those words mean.

    By Colt, April 17, 2013
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19. Don't think of them as homeless people.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, March 4, 2014
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20. Don't cry over split milk...

    By jaymanthegreat, March 4, 2014   

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21. My only crimes are loving too much and desecration of a corpse.

    By VajayjayLeno, March 4, 2014   

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22. If 69 is simultaneous oral sex, then 96 is two brothers sharing a bed.

    By GavinDillinger, March 4, 2014   

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23. They say there's more than one way to skin a cat, but what if he changes his name to Yusuf Islam?

    By VajayjayLeno, March 4, 2014   

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24. Marsha Warfield-approved.

    By Kevinpalooza, March 4, 2014
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25. I'm looking forward to 2017 when Morrissey, Quentin Tarantino and Susan Boyle finally merge into a triple-threat megabeast. I'm saying the three of..

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