New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. "Sure thing!", said the farmer. "No dice.", said Martin Lawrence.

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2. Skreet Pazan, he's our man! If he can't do it, then it's not fucking Skreet Panzan.

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3. Everyday a person who just learned they've been peeling bananas wrong dies

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4. Every old catchphrase i see reminds me of my Father when he had fallen in love with death; but this one reminds me of Juniper berries and charge cards

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5. You catch more flies with chopsticks than you do with karate.

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6. I hope our listeners are using their iPhones or other touch screen device to hear today's podcast...

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7. Welcome to the Meat Department? How may service you?

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8. I once walked up to a young couple and said,

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9. My Earwolf pension is just a monthly stipend of sticky popsicle sticks. But boy will that be some sweet timber.

   By Kevinpalooza, February 19, 2014
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10. I'm just a love machine!

    By AprilFoolsRebel, February 19, 2014
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11. Eagle-eared listeners will spot 9 mistakes in this episode.

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12. You want me to eat a... pot dog? What's a pot dog?

    By Mister Robarto, February 18, 2014
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13. My name is Scott Aukerman & I like to say bad words where the entire world can hear me like I'm suddenly some kind of big shot. There, was that..

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14. Can I borrow some of your chapstick? I swear I don't have harpies.

    By ZackCleveland, February 18, 2014
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15. And now, the next evolution of Max Headroom!

    By ZackCleveland, February 18, 2014
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16. 100 YEARS! 100 YEARS! 100 YEARS!

    By travisdunsmuir, February 18, 2014
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17. Its pronounced Robot-cop.....Jesus

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18. Katy Perry, Survivor, Garry Busey... Come On!? EYE OF THE TIGER!? it's "eye's" of the tiger! You dont want to be a semi blind tiger!

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19. Cream rises to the top. Subsequently Eric Claptons other bands "Cool Whip" and "Half & Half" never got off the ground.

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20. I bet Justin Biebers grapes are ripe for plucking. Am I right, boys?

    By EndreBråthen, February 17, 2014
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21. I'm Scott, tis the show, I have guests. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By EndreBråthen, February 17, 2014
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22. Leslie Bibb, Chris Tucker, sitcom, Bibb n Tucker. This has been CCB

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23. No jacket required but you can leave your hat on, Eric Clapton

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24. The kids are sleeping and I'm fully equipped. Let's do this!

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25. I wouldn't fuck white chocolate with candy corn's dick.

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