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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Do you think they have sesame seeds on Sesame Street? I'll bet they do. After all, the name of the show is "Sesame Street."

    By spaceball87,
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  2. Watch out! Human body parts are falling from the sky! Oh, wait. False alarm. Those are just full-bodied human corpses.

    By spaceball87,
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  3. I've got a pretty cool dad. I mean "cool" temperature-wise, because he's dead. Actually, he was kind of a loser when he was alive.

    By spaceball87,
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  4. Today my orthodontist told me to "brace" myself for some great news, and then told me my dog had died. What a guy.

    By spaceball87,
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  5. There are certain things that shouldn't be taken out of context. Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Shits Himself Pencil Sharpener?

    By spaceball87,
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  6. I'm sorry, Mr. Lunderman, but no matter how much you hoot and flap your wings, I refuse to send my children to you owl school.

    By spaceball87,
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  7. You mean EVERY t-shirt in this store has graphic pictures of me and my uncle on it?

    By spaceball87,
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  8. Hand over the tuna salad sandwich, kid! I used to stack charlie's like you THIS TALL back in 'Nam!

    By BesidesIllegal,
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  9. News Flash! I've been a Paul F Tompkins character this whole time!

    By BesidesIllegal,
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  10. Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble, ONE OF US, ONE OF US

    By BesidesIllegal,
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  11. Turn your knob to Bob and your crank to Frank, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By BesidesIllegal,
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  12. Welcome to Classical Jams—the podcast that plays the greatest hits from the 70s, 80s, and 90s. The 1770s, 1780s, and 1790s, that is!

    By Pugg Fuggly,
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  13. It's not the heat, it's the huge midriff tee.

    By dw3000,
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  14. Brought to you by the poor poor souls of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Christian Association of America.

    By 5318008,
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  15. Often imitated, never duplicated, never duplicated. Damn it! Damn it!

    By jp511,
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  16. I'm Kaley for Cuoco puffs!

    By zipoffs,
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  17. Hey, Bashar al-Assad....take a seat, pal!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  18. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, our guest today is movie star Tom Cruise. Whoaaa there he goes out the door. Because you're a bad listener. BAD LISTENER!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  19. When life gives you lemons, bababooey bababooey Howard Stern's penis.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  20. If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were well done... because you know I don't like it pink!

    By Kyudokka,
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  21. If It Were Done

    By Kyudokka,   
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  22. I tried smoking weed the other day.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. When my Dad finds out I kissed a girl, I suspect he will be quite impressed.

    By JohnnyTom,
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  24. Oh, here's an idea: How about ironically saying "My wife!" in a Borat accent?

    By spaceball87,
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  25. My father hath two cabbages...

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