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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. That hole in your wall isn’t where the mouse lives, it’s a mouse glory-hole.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. SATO DERELICTO- OMINO BENEDICTO

    By happyclowncandyman,
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  3. Hot girls get all the good summers

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. It's not the size that counts, and it's not how you use it. It's your relationship with your father

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. I’m a baby. Wah wah goo goo someone find my diepee

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. Build bridges, not bears

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can their gentle pendulous swaying hypnotize me to stop smoking?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. A baby gave me a high five the other day. That kid is gonna be SO COOL when he's born

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Polish jokes are hilarious to me but that’s only because I’m a manicurist.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. At the start of each week I reach down and grab my feet then reach a little bit farther past and shove my own head up my Ass.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  11. The only true knowledge is in knowing that you know way too much about Marvel

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. Bezos the Clown showed up a day late to my kid's birthday and he was inexplicably soggy.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. They call me "Windows 95"  because I crash (parties) so often.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. Every Google Doodle is based on one of my neck tattoos.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. My GeoCities website about 90210 is still heavily trafficked.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. My wife nicknamed me "Yahoo!" because I, against all reason, still exist in her life when much more functional alternatives are only one click away.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 171 views

  17. An early bird may get the worm, but I question why I would want to wakeup earlier for more worms?

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  18. Remember, remember, the fifth of- wait, what month was it again?

    By ImAChuckster,
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  19. There’s a raven rapping at my chamber door. That’s so raven.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Porky Pig lives in a world with anthropomorphic pigs but also where "pork" is still a term.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Nagin, Begin and Reagan walk into a bar.  The hottest party of the 20th century has just begun.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. I'm having a harder and harder time distinguishing Joe Biden from Dr. Steve Brule

    By Turtleshark,
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  23. Willie Nelson must be rolling in his grave! He sleeps in a grave because he's a vampire, and he rolls joints in there

    By Turtleshark,
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  24. Quick! Shut the front window, lock the back door, Gather round near and far, old and young, rich or poor, Hot Saucerman’s back! No, not on tour, 2020 didn’t allow such a thing to occur, It’s been quite a while, to be sure, ...

    By Alf on line 2,
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  25. You know what they say about women with big feet.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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