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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Are you lactose intolerant or do you just shout at cows? Either way we cater for you in this stupid restaurant.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Shimmy over and get me that shammy. Whille I jimmy over and give you my whammy.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. The Loch Ness Monster is banned from Twitter. Has Monster Cancel Culture gone too far?

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Buying out a yoghurt company? You better believe that's cultural appropriation.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Solange sucked lozenges while Mickey Rooney licked the spooney

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. I often wonder why I'm so elderly yet spry. And the answer my friend is blowing by the bins, the answer is blowing people by the bins.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. The Loch Ness Monster is my A.A. sponsor.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Welcome to my abode - now, look upon my chode!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Kurt Loder is simultaneously my celebrity crush and my amateur porn name. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  10. The second place finisher is the first place loser; sloppy seconds, however, just means a primed coozer. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  11. Polish stews and polished shoes, this poll eschews north pole issues

    By FancyDuke,
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  12. When you think about it, pizza is just a savory dish of Italian origin consisting of a usually round, flattened base of leavened wheat-based dough topped with tomatoes, cheese, and often various other ingredients which is then baked at a high temperature.

    By Turtleshark,
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  13. The Loch Ness monster has a penis on the end of his toenail.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. Open up a can of woke.

    By Facelist,
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  15. Fiddle me do. Fiddle me dee. Fool me once.....you can't fool me again. A shoe thrown did he.

    By Facelist,
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  16. I'm your schost hot skaukerman and Telcom woo bombedy can can!

    By Facelist,
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  17. Murder she wrote but she happen to be dyslexic so noneunderstoodher

    By Facelist,
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  18. Film on film pornograghpy has a lot of people talking. Check it out there's a documentary on Netflix

    By Facelist,
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  19. Top hats on cats, Mike Myers and vice versa

    By Facelist,
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  20. Red-hot chilli! My pepper has no sock!

    By Facelist,
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  21. Zappa me frankly....

    By Facelist,
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  22. Not much sleeping going on in Optimus Prime’s sleeper cab if you know what I mean ... and what I mean is Go-Bot hand-jobs.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  23. Bogo but Bolo for Imitations when it comes to Boso the clown.

    By Facelist,
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  24. Fondue you talking to me?

    By Facelist,
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  25. Keylargo Embargo Fargo. Billy Bob Throrton Ergo Argo Ben Affleck !

    By Facelist,
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