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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A drip and a rube will meet in a cube someday listening to this podcast. Maybe it's love, maybe it's Ovaltine.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 156 views

  2. Freaky Fast Jimmy is a gigolo, and Freaky Fast Jimmy's Johns... oh how freaky fast they cum and go!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 166 views

  3. I put my pants on one leg at a time just like everybody else, but only after I call my wife's boyfriend and he gives me the combination to my chastity belt.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 191 views

  4. If an ant can be a queen, I can be a midlevel manager, motherfucker.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 179 views

  5. Just because I’m not wearing pants doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 198 views

  6. Apples to apples, I’m more of a peach guy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 181 views

  7. Subtlety and catchphrases don't mix. Like oil and shitty water. Haha. Farts.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 167 views

  8. Set your paraphasers to knock out.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. If you can read this, you're too close to the end of the sentence.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 160 views

  10. Toss my salad, while I sing you a ballad.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 158 views

  11. Butt stuff. City limits.  

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 162 views

  12. Angry Pharaoh? Tutan kalm down!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 159 views

  13. I Farted It tickled My Butt Cheeks Jiggled It was hot as sin So I did it again, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By MrMamasita,
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  14. The bifurcated turd whirled wistfully whilst I sat and spun above, blissfully.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 168 views

  15. I first used LinkedIn as the portmanteau of listening to Linkin Park during dinner.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 164 views

  16. R u raging against my raging machine? This is good ... uh... rap metal punk funk music

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 211 views

  17. Hey Brad, your underarm's calling - it wants its PIT back!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 140 views

  18. Negative estate agents talk about all the mod cons. But what about all the mod pros?

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Your Mama's non-fungible. That's a compliment. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. R u talkin Men W/O Hats to my talking hat? Re. GRYFFINDOR!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  21. Look, Icarus, I know they were your only pair, but it's the Festival of Dionysus and there's a dildo shortage on Crete.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 179 views

  22. Get ready for art that holds a mirror up to society, only to expose its hairy clam!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 199 views

  23. R u talkin Z.Z. Re: my top? This is good... uh... crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 218 views

  24. R U talking Nine Inches Re: my peen? You are too generous. This is good ... uh.... industrial goth music.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 220 views

  25. R U talkin' B.B. Re: Me? This is good ... uh... blues music.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 217 views
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