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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. So how many fucking syllables are in a haiku anyway

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  2. Now, thus from my soft, precious, dexterous lips; a little moonday treat for you my loves. Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Iangould,
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  3. Don't eat the brown acid. Apparently it was dropped in poop.

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  4. The humour on today's show will be as dry as Tara Reid's pussy

    By Michael Kanter,
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  5. The Gettysburg Address by Abraham Lincoln

    By StefanGill,   
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  6. hey grl u wanna mime with me?

    By C Word,
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  7. Sammy Davis Jr. dying many year ago, he body bin decay ever since.

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  8. I'm CERN Chief Scientist and pleased to announce the discovery of the Higgs Boson.

    By carlosfugazi,
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  9. Having to take a shit so huge that you take all your clothes off to prepare for it.

    By GaryOldmanRulez,   
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  10. All da chicken, good enough for lickin'.

    By Tom Plute,   
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  11. "Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy? The choice is yours, America; November 6th!"

    By RajKaup,
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  12. Wait, this is an internet radio show?

    By beowuuf,
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    • 673 views

  13. Hi, I'm looking for houston street? Oh, you mean houston street.

    By palden,
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  14. What's a... pot dog? Wait, is that right? What's a pot dog? Well, anyways.

    By Mister Robarto,
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  15. They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety still buy Chevy's. So let's get out there and Sell, Sell, Sell!

    By littlescottyflapjacks,
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  16. Don't hate me because I'm beauitful, hate me because I deny the holocaust

    By guysegal,
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  17. Pockers!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  18. Who needs a garbage can when you've got a garbage room!

    By LuisAyala,   
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  19. Greetings from Derbyshire, the British sister city to Comedy Bang Bang. It's a bit rainy here today, so wear your slicker. Cheerio!

    By CPiz,
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  20. Do you like goofballs? Well, get ready for some of the goofiest balls in town!

    By CPiz,
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  21. Where mice and sound meet men and fury.

    By donaldj,
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  22. Goats are like mushrooms... If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters!

    By Iangould,
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  23. If Superman were Super Comedy Man, Comedy Bang Bang would be his telephone booth ... and his Fortress of Solitude.

    By CPiz,
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  24. Face down, ass up. That's the way I like to do taxes.

    By palden,
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  25. Grab your toes and count your moles.

    By waffleking,
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    • 887 views
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