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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Hey girl, your low level trauma makes my dick throbba!" isn't the feedback I had hoped for from my psychiatrist.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. "Hey ladies, this boner won't bone itself!"

    By trecoolx,
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  3. "Hey Little Drummer Boy, shut the fuck up! This is a newborn, for God's sake. Can't we get a flute boy or a harp girl? Jesus Christ, drums sound terrible solo."

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 309 views

  4. "Hey look, a whale!"

    By Hobocop,
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  5. "Hey now, my cats meow!"

    By Facelist,
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  6. "hey son, quit jazzing off in the backseat. who do you think you are back there? jack and rose?" "oh no, daddy, watch the road! iceberg!"

    By blobofsoul,
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  7. "Hey there hamchair!"

    By Facelist,
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  8. "Hey there, fellows: what organ do you need to smell?" "Nose."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. "Hey, there's laws against children working overtime," I KIDDED LABORIOUSLY...and was immediately murdered for very good cause.

    By Lamprey,
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    • 468 views

  10. "Hey, you don't tell what to do, you ask me.", "Fuck you.", "Fuck you."

    By carlosfugazi,
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    • 761 views

  11. "Hey, you're in luck, asshole!"

    By Kenny J,
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    • 661 views

  12. "Hi, I'm S.C.U.D. Acronym and you're listening to Comedy Bang Bang!"

    By Cleavemire,
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    • 827 views

  13. "Hi. My name is Jason Mantzoukas and I am the new official host of Comedy Bing Bong. What's up Jerks!"

    By The_Big_Chill,   
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  14. "Hide and go seek? Na, we're not doing that. I don't hide from no man." -Al Capone visits a kindygarten.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  15. "High five" is ablist. From now on, it's "high several".

    By NVMcHAwk,
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    • 235 views

  16. "Hip hip hooray" they cried, knowing darn well they'd never have another creamed weenie.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 289 views

  17. "Holmes, you've done it again!" I cried, to which my friend replied, "Yes Watson, 40 fire-hot buffalo wings in a single sitting!"

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 473 views

  18. "Home aid or home made?"

    By Kevin Bartelt,
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    • 816 views

  19. "Homie: take a trip down the dark side" - "No thanks, dad."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 566 views

  20. "Hook, line, and sinker," he said to the impatient fishermen, but the hook, line, and sinker line didn't sink in.

    By theguywhosubmittedthat,
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    • 345 views

  21. "Horror ubique animos, simul ipsa silentia terrent"

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 1104 views

  22. "Hot dog!" said Hot Dog to his hot dog, who was dead in his hot car.

    By FuckStick McPussyFart,
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    • 408 views

  23. "Hot Scott's motto is egalitarian, a shot of Motts Clamato is not vegetarian"

    By Milton Danger,
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    • 190 views

  24. "How can I make a living while still fisting cows?", wondered the future Dr. Pol.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 764 views

  25. "How many comedy bullets are left Chino? Enough for YOU? Or YOU? All of you!! You ALL killed him! You all killed Little Gary!"

    By Skeevins,
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    • 709 views
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