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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I often hold court while preening in my jorts!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. You asked if you “can get” a quinoa bowl. I answered yes because you CAN get one. However I refuse to get it FOR you because you did not say “please.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. Yeah, well if time is relative then how come I don't wanna have sex with it

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. If you want it fast, I’m your man. If you want it slow, call Stan.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. It’s not “really peen.” It’s just my “peen-ish.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. For dessert, I’ll have the crème brûlée, and can I get extra diacritical marks on the side?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Hands down, no question, hands up, I'll take questions now.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  8. I've seen your butt.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  9. If you go extinct, you probably stunk.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  10. If you want a zany new way to organize business meetings, try CoordinApe(TM)!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Everyone LOVES talking shit about the mad scientist until they get zapped with the babyfication ray. Then look who comes crawling back

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. There's nothing you can't pick, because you have special picking powers and it's a miracle

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Your next burrito could be full of toothpaste. Probably won't be, but you never know for sure.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Are Mr. Peanut's balls just his whole body

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. If you've got enough money, I'll gladly call you "Honey."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. "Mama Told Me Not to Come," but I got her pregnant anyway!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. David Spade is OK, but I like his brother, David Neutered, better.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. This is Comedy Bang Bang Phase 2. We have gone from a rescue operation to a body recovery operation.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. My neighbors are so weird. They have a jar full of sperm in their refrigerator. And they still haven't noticed!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. I am serious! And thank you for calling me Shirley, for indeed that is my name

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes, & don't extinguish until you see the browns of their butts.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. All I breathe is wind wind wind no matter what

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Coincidentally I'm both happy to see you and have an erection. .

    By Facelist,
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  24. Clifford the big red dog is a communist, of course!

    By Facelist,
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  25. My other butt eats butts on the regular

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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