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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Farm-to-table could also be called farm-to-colon, because that’s where it’s going.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Eat your enemy's heart to gain his courage. His brain, to steal his wisdom. His balls, because they're delicious.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. Let he who is without stink rip the first fart.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones…or hang dong with the lights on.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. A sphincter says "Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang"

    By GaryGrimSmith,
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  6. Please ignore my lazy eye - motherfucker sleeps more than a cat.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. You're right mom, I have aids.

    By Clean Sanchez,
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  8. People who eat grapes instead of drinking wine are probably just fruit pedophiles

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Really I'm a beer guy, but my tapeworm insists on the Bordeaux.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. I keep waiting for my pain to make me a great artist... and hopefully soon, too, because this sepsis hurts like a bitch.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. I can’t even look at a photo of George Clooney without farting anymore.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. I instantly punch every swan in the face on the off chance that it's actually Zeus in a swan costume, and so should you

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Someone else shit in my pants but I don't know how to prove it

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Please mama don’t make me choose between Dunkaroos and my Charleston Chews!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. I guess Margot Frank's diary must've been pretty meat & potatoes

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Lo, but don't behold.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to GTFO.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Hershey is the only company in the world that can kill dogs and still get a highway named after them

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. I yearn for a world where spit-takes are less deadly.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Knees are ugly. Deez are fugly.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Who do I see? What do I hear? It's Scott Aukerman, shouting "GET THA FAHK OUTTA HEAAAH"

    By ScrotumTsunami,
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  22. Got my UGG boots and a toot full of poot!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Wild cat meat sausage: breakfast lynx.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. The guys at the corporate retreat all did nude tanning. Now THAT was Gold Man Sacks.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. The airliner was full when it crashed and sank in 3000 feet of water, two weeks ago. Let’s pray that all the passengers are still OK down there.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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