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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Wow, your hair got real wavy! Tis the power of my man gravy!

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  2. Bob Barker: please tell me what to do with my pet's genitals!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Riddle me this, riddle me that, but why are there nipples on this vigilante bat?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 187 views

  4. I'd suck out that pus for some free Disney+.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. As God is my witness, my dog pissed on gymnasts

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. What if one of us is really Scott?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. How do I love thee? Like a sister.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No. Who asks that? 

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Catch me sucking on chili dogs

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  10. It takes different strokes to move the world, which is why I switch hands every 30 seconds. You're welcome, world.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. You had me at "you're just my type," then you lost me at "oh na na na na."

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. Don’t warsch ma dawg!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Why would I limit myself to one burial site when there's chainsaws

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. I could care less! However, I refuse to care less until you divest from fossil fuels.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. I had melted breakfast cheese in my mustache for four hours and none of y'all told me

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Oh man, my buddy is OBSESSED with Breaking Bad. Get this: not only did he start wearing a fedora.... he also got super addicted to meth!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. The ends may justify the means, but why you gotta be so mean?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. I’m sure it was no “walk in the park” to walk in the park exposing yourself to kids, either.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. I gift this to you and I receipt this to the IRS because I business this to expense.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. The purple-headed yogurt slinger called… He wants you to stop using his name as a phallic euphemism.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Ooh, Intern Gino, you’re ducking me so hard!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. If you’re going to bust my balls, at least wear those high heels you know I like.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Bees dance to communicate because any misinformation would spell disaster for the hive, and everyone knows hips don't lie

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Every good hydrogen atom starts with a single proton, and every good workout ends with a single protein shake

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  25. Before I say anything else I want to lead the public to believe that I have concern and empathy for the victims.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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