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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The insurgents are nudist albinos… so, don’t fire until you see the whites of their thighs.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Couldn't find the dog that bit me, but I've got the hair of several dogs that I bit

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. Bruh, I keep my place spotless as hell, cause you know bitches love a sanitary pad.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 210 views

  4. Amelia Bedelia killed Humpty Dumpty because she had to make egg drop soup

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. How's it been rolling in, bowling pin?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  6. I resolved to eliminate self-doubt forever but then I thought “wait, should I be doing this?”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Don't make the mistake of assuming you'll be treated with basic human dignity, and we'll all have a much better time.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Don't cut off your nose to spite your face - go for the brain and down that motherfucker.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Thank you for footing the bill but stop putting your feet on the bill.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas. But if you lie down to snog, you will get STDs.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. If it looks like cum, and it smells like cum... it might be tapioca pudding.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of this diarrhea on the bathroom scale is yours?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Pragmatic Priscilla proclaimed preplanning properly produces prime property prices promptly.

    By Defend Ruins,
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  14. Don't confuse the NASDAQ and Nadsat. You'll get a pain in the Gulliver

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  15. Goblins never jump as high as you think they should. It's fucking bullshit

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  16. And in the red corner, RRRRRRRRRichard Geeeeeeeeere!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  17. My niece's Reese's Pieces eaten by geeses? Jeeces!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  18. Eat a pig become a pig

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. Find a penny, screw the luck, leave it there, cuz pennies suck

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Jeffrey Jones, Gary Glitter, and Jeffrey Epstein... put 'em in the pedophile file!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. They better shoot another gorilla soon, I need a good reason to take my dick out

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. Gonzaga University? No, no, my dear boy, I went to Gorgonzola U!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. If you can't beat 'em, you just need to get better at nunchucks

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Catchphrases are like assholes; we've all got 'em and it's fun to put other peoples' in your ears. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  25. Something bad about the U.S. Post office. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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