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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The sky is blue because it's made of water, dumb shit. It's called rain, ever heard of it?

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  2. Lost my job because I'm a nihilist. Hate to break it to you, sheeple, but to the cruel hands of time, those kids were dead already!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. A turd in the hand is worth two in the tush

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  4. My guidance counselor said I have the skills to count the tills

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  5. My bitch of a boss just fired me after I told her she had a beautiful body. Yeah, she definitely held that against me.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Thick spit & hot shits, tight shirts show off my long nips.

    By Clit Huxtable,
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  7. It was all fast and furious until Jesus took the wheel.

    By Jonathan Astonish,
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  8. I'd be more impressed if Joey Hotdog ate 10 chestnuts in 76 minutes.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  9. i spent a whole year on a quest to find the perfect hamburger, but in the end it turned out the real perfect hamburger was the friends i made along the way

    By grumblegoose,
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  10. Two in the clink equals ten in the stink.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  11. Help! I got funny fucked in a Ronald McDonald House!

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  12. If you're going through hell, keep going. Super Hell is next and it's WAY more metal.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. "We, The People?" Real descriptive, guys. Good luck with your "country."

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. I guess asking my doctor "is it in yet" says more about my asshole than it does about his finger

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Conan the Barbarian Needs a Fiend. To Kill

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  16. I'll show you why all my jack-o'-lanterns look surprised just as soon as the trick-or-treaters go home

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. You're listening to Comedy Bang Bang and this is the listener-submitted catchphrase

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  18. In the end, it's not the pigs in your poke that count. It's the poke in your pigs

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  19. If I had a nickel for every time I pooped out a nickel, I could finally stop double-eating all these poop nickels

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Knife is what happens when you're busy making frying pans

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  21. Shiv the prison wife you love. Love the prison wife you shiv

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  22. New horror movie triolgy pitch. Reaper, Reaper Duce. Threeaper.

    By Facelist,
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  23. I used to think orgies would be confusing, but I've become familiar with all the ins and outs

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs do anything I woudn't do you saucy minx!

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. My wife just learned she swallows 8 spiders in bed every year. Congratulations, spiders, I wouldn't know the feeling

    By StopEatingBees,
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