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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If I could lift a gallon jug of milk, I wouldn't NEED to do my body good.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Ain't no way to put it subtle, when I wanna cuckold

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. Judas was a patsy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. I miss 100% of the shots I took. Whiskey. Tequila. They're fuckin gone, man. Forever. And for what?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. It was bad: Sylvia Plath was dead, her head in the oven. But it was about to get much worse, as the responding officer took one look at her and said, "I'll have what she's having!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. In today’s episode I’m having a dissociative episode. I can see myself reading this shitty catchphrase, as if from above.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Hey Doritos, I liked ranch before it was cool

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  8. It's time to get your education on in our Boston Tea Party Art Teepee

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  9. If we let sweaty-breasted women get married, that undermines the stank-titty of traditional marriage!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Bruce Lee was the worst. Take it from me, a friend of Harvey Weinstein

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  11. I thought The Ghost and the Darkness was gonna be a horror movie, but it's actually a horrible movie. Val, kill me

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  12. Well, well, well. Looks like little Johnny Baskethouse got himself a Nintendo. Aww, don't go, Mario

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  13. Don't kick rocks if you're rockin' new kicks

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. X-Men, X-Force, X don't know anymore, but he gon' give it to ya

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  15. C-3PO is a superstitious and cowardly bot

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  16. Ice Cube went from a cold motherfucker to melting my heart. I guess, after a climb, it changes

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  17. When I die, clear my browser history. I don't need anyone knowing how hard I've researched Subway tuna sandwiches

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 138 views

  18. These are the times that calcify men's moles.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Some of those who ride horses are the same that punch Hosses

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  20. This cabbage soup recipe is guaranteed to kill your fetus. It’s an “a-borscht-ion”, if you will.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. It fell on deaf ears, when my doctor tried to tell me I was totally deaf now.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. My dick stopped working. Guess it's collecting more from unemployment.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. I've always said the greatest nation in the world is masturbnation

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 140 views

  24. Thanks to childhood fairy tales, I really believed we could just rescue my grandma from inside that wolf.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 132 views

  25. Make me feel small and put your high heel on my ball!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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