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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I opened Pandora's box, and it was just her dick in there

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. I started in the Male Room but I worked my way up to Chief Hermaphrodite Officer.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 154 views

  3. My guest is the 2021 champion arepa-maker! He’s probably the most prolific “arepist” in the country.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 160 views

  4. Mr. Ed was a horse whose job was to eat peanut butter and become famous, what a life

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Pumping iron in the morning, ironing pumps in the evening

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  6. We have most of the Muppets attached but we have one holdout. We're gonna need to get some live chickens

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  7. Orange you really glad I didn't say Orenthal James?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  8. 911: Lone Star might as well be called Chippendales Rescue Rangers

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  9. Come on down to Clucky's Chicken Depot to find either a fun new pet or a burrito ingredient. Sometimes it really do be either/or.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Irrelevance at its finest!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  11. They say if your fist is larger than your asshole, you have AIDS. Guess I'm ok.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 141 views

  12. Crying is not a sign of weakness, unless you're a guy

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. How do you measure the worth of a man? In dollars? In virtues? In inches of ham?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Everybody Poops, but most people don't go for distance. You're special.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. It takes two to tango and a team of hundreds to make Rango

    By Sup Fuckerman,
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  16. Finger me deep, put my ass to sleep. Reach around the corner then slap my boner.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  17. I'm so progressive my hemorrhoids are her-morrhoids!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Caricatures welcome.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Gimme uppers, gimme downers, gimme dirty reach-arounders!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Take a picture, it'll last longer! Or send a sext; unveil that schlonger!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. I try to stay woke as hell... but I keep falling asleep at the wheel!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. If words were dicks, and dicks were words. Then we would all suck at crossword puzzles.

    By Facelist,
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  23. Excuse me if I am being coy. I just couldn't help but exponentially grow to my surroundings. Said the fish penis.

    By Facelist,
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  24. Can't seem to accept help from anybody. Guess I am just not a Beatles fan.

    By Facelist,
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  25. Tuck your tits in a Bible Mother Teresa. Shit just got Holy!

    By Facelist,
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