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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When you boil it all down...a human body fits quite snuggly into a five gallon bucket.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  2. Trepidatious tibia tickles take time to trickle topside.

    By Cerberus' Chewy,
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  3. Keep getting jizz in the slizz might end up with kids in your bizz.

    By Hotpocketsintheocean,
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  4. Where's my chapstick? Have you checked the cockpit?

    By Michael Motorcycle Carmichael,
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  5. No shirt. No shoes. Nosferatu?

    By Michael Motorcycle Carmichael,
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  6. My clock is all messed up. Talk about sloppy seconds...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. I melted all my favorite bananas. Wanna drink it?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. I don’t wanna start the show, you can’t make me!!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. I wanna square root 4,761 with you, baby

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1!!!!!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. I feel like donkey butt, and not in a good way.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. The moment I realized Zeus was real, I was thunderstruck.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 433 views

  13. Never numb em’ on the first date, never date em’ twice

    By Majordowner,
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  14. A pizza a day keeps the Michael at bay

    By Hearmore Butts,
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  15. My bangs are your bangs

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Vaccine. You don’t have to put on the red light.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. A fortune cookie fortune in all your heroin condoms will make cavity searches fun for the whole family.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. Watch out for her tomahawk dunks, cause Lizzie Borden's got sick-ass new Jordans!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 161 views

  19. Front to front and side to side, fill me up with formaldehyde!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Hi this is McDonald’s here with a commercial. Have you tried our food? It’s pretty good. Look us up online if you want to try it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. I’ve got a booty that just won’t quit, but unfortunately it was fired.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. What's down, cool cat?

    By TheloniousThicc,
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  23. By the tickling of our bums, Something liquid this way cums

    By The Immoral Bard,
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  24. I'm not Madagascar, I'm just Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

    By TheloniousThicc,
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  25. A wise man once said: Don't brag about how much poop got on your hand the last time you wiped your butt. 

    By pukebreath,
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