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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Time keeps on slippin' slippin' slippin' on a banana peel. Cos time is a 1950's cartoon. Plus it's racist.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Catchphrase catchphrase burning bright in the Aukerman of the night.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. D'ya ever wonder who you gonna call if the ghostbusters are already out on a job? 

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Sure you can ask where's the beef? But why not how is the beef? Does it need a hug? Y'know, kobe up that baby a little bit.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. It’s my basic right to take away others‘ basic rights, and don’t you dare take that away from me!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. See you later, violator! After a while, pedophile!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Make more movies about busses, please

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Tone Loc is so woke he buys Latinx coke from a bisexual bloke. This is no joke.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  9. Don’t touch granny’s num num unless you want a spanking on your bum bum.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  10. It's not cheating if your mighty cum blast rockets you around the earth so fast, you turn back time to before you did it

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Hey boy, what’s that noise? Looks like Granny’s jamming her clam with an extra full poise! 💦

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  12. My dog's wiener just touched my hand. Am I gonna turn dog gay?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. You’re right! I can’t believe it’s not butter… But don’t let me catch you spreading it on some Toast!

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  14. Does this clown pussy taste funny to you?

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  15. Hide yo kids hide yo wives and hide yo ovens cause there baking everybody

    By Curlyheadedbuck,
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  16. Try a french chore coat, striped shirt, and denim jeans for a casual spring look

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  17. and in the end, the love we take, is equal to the love I have for cake. You can't keep me away from the stuff!

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  18. I like my coffee like I like my tea, with milk and two sugars

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  19. Ever think about how Avril Lavigne's name is "Avril"?

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  20. I'm from a dimension where "Weird Al" Yankovic is the most prolific serial killer of all time. Spoiler alert, it's this one

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. If Mama see mamakusa, Mama say Mama saw mamakusa

    By OneInchCockPunch,
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  22. Fuck around and find out; fart around and fallout.

    By OneInchCockPunch,
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  23. I’m flabbergasted that rat bastard had the audacity to blast, ass-backward, into Bob Goddard.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. My wife is "with child." Yup, they're fucking almost every day.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. To those who are offended and to those who ain't, all y'all can eat my cheesy fucking taint.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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