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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ding Dong the witch is dead. Now watch me stir the witch with my Ding Dong.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  2. 3 inches can only get you so far

    By Curlyheadedbuck,
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  3. I hate to see you go but love to watch you pee.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  4. Ask a silly question and you’ll get a silly answer but ask for Tiny Dancer and you’ll get a Tony Danza

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  5. Lather, Nonsense, Repeat!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Britney Spears' dad and I are in a sexually binding cuntservatorship.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Everything I do, I do it for megabucks.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. I'm Mista Barista, the coffee dealing king of Nantucket. Where there once was a man from.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Warning: Product may contain deez nutz.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 170 views

  10. Bitcoin mining is a lot like shoplifting. Wild if literal.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Dorothy really shit the bed ditching Oz to go home to Kansas, those shoes were worth at least $8 million.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. In the basement, lock the cellar door and baby, trade grandmas with me

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. I’m just sayin’: if you break it, you’re payin’.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? Heroin. Hi, I'm The Temptations, and the only needle I'm tempted by, is on my record player

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. If a hot goblin king with a huge dong ever kidnaps me, maybe just mind your business.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Just drank a pot of coffee. I'm still tired, but at least my turds are motivated.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 175 views

  17. Hi, I'm Jim Morrison, and this is my dad, Morris Jimsdad

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Frequently accosted, sexually exhausted.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Girl, are you a Greek goddess, because your tits are out and your arms are gone

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 182 views

  20. On the 4th day of Christmas, here's 4 more goddamn birds

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. As the trichophagic bat says, "Hair today, guano tomorrow"

    By stupac,
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  22. work hard, play... ugh.. a bit.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  23. Wherever you go, there you are.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Do they make a butt plug that's also a fishing pole or am I gonna have to get crafty

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 180 views

  25. Blood is thicker than water. When you're here, you're family. Enjoy your blood-boiled bottomless linguine, cousin.

    By sweetdee95,
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