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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Life has taught me two things about vegetables: you gotta eat em and they fuckin’ love Christianity!

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  2. If DJ Khaled is a king for not eating pussy then consider me one happy peasant.

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  3. OG Cuck!

    By adipose prone zone,
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  4. Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to suck hog and he's set for life

    By the_muteKi,
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  5. Dearest Wife, Please prepare my burial bucket-hat, for I fear I have contracted a fatal case of the dreamer's disease.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. Yeah, I kneel during the National Anthem because I consider it a prayer, a prayer about bombs and rockets.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. The stadium refuses to allow that beloved character actor's bobbing for baseballs activity. I guess there's a Bob Balaban ball bobbing ban.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. A lot of folks were angry with the removal of that Bogdanovich flick, but you gotta know when it's okay to pull your Peter.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  9. Don't cry for me Argentina! Peru? I'm a need to see those waterworks.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. Your first genie wish should be for him to kick himself in the nuts. That way, maybe he won't grant your second wish ironically.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. If you hate garlic, you're not invited into my house whether you're a vampire or not

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. A bird in the hand is worth two in the gooch

    By Big Smidge,
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  13. Would a nose, by any other name, smell?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. Every good hydrogen atom starts with a single proton, and every good workout ends with a single protein shake

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  15. If we weren't supposed to eat babies, God wouldn't have made them delicious

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. I'm like a banana - if you peel my skin off and throw it on the floor, you could slip & hurt yourself

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Let's make like a tree and allow small rodents to nest in our holes

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a jerkoff

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on with Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood 2

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  20. Plow me like a field in springtime that I may bear thee a bountiful comedy crop.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Who else can say they've given Bono Vox his Mono Vax?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  22. I'm so powerful that people have started calling me "The Klondike Bar" - because there's nothing you wouldn't do for me.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. The Mask, but it's just Jim Carrey hallucinating his own cartoon antics while being genuinely shot

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. In the mood for cheap meat, but we're all out of bologna and I was castrated in a farming accident.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. But soft! That ain’t light breaking through yonder window; that’s a burglar!

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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