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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I get it, we aren’t allowed to try on bathing suits directly on the bare skin of our junk. But my skin has a protective barrier of scabs!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. "Eat a bag of dicks" is such an antiquated insult. Oh no, free food, what a drag

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. I'm more than just a pretty wiener, you know.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. Strawberry Shortcake had a boyfriend; Strawberry Longcake.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Thanks to autocorrect, my girlfriend is sucking my clock. I had no idea I was into this.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. This job does not offer any benefits except maybe the benefit of the doubt.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. I am the number one fan of Hoobastank yet here I am

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  8. I never see missing kids on milk cartons anymore. Guess we found them all. Good work, gang!

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  9. Clifford's big red lipstick 💄

    By Facelist,
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  10. Just stole a Capri-Sun from my ex-wife’s refrigerator. It was liberating. Still…not equivalent to that time she took my house.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  11. If you slack a bit I might smack a tit so add a jacket to the back of it and don’t practice it in my catchers mitt or call me in the morning.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  12. EAT your GARBANZO, or BEAT it you’re GONE-ZO!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  13. Brevity is really important because when you’re being witty, it’s super preferable to not use too many words to do that and when you use too many words it’s less witty so that’s why it’s good to use brevity when being humorous. Furthermore -

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. The only podcast that matters

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. Mufasa e su casa

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Pizza party at my place. No dorks, dweebs, or spazwads.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Zombie Prom 2: Kiss Me Deadly

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Hey, God. LET’S PARTY!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. Uh oh. I’m a clock now. I don’t like this.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. A hammer a day keeps the nails in place

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. New celebrity crypto currency idea: Robert Dinero

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. I’m a dancehall queen cause my moves so clean

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Where there’s a will, there’s an estate with a well thought out plan.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. Hi. I’m Scott Aukerman and for the next hour, I hope you’ll join us in laughter and devil worship.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Oh you like New York? Name every borough.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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