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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Splish Splash I was Takin a Bath like a moron who can't bathe without making a god-damn Mess.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  2. Just saw the How It's Made episode on beef jerky, pretty cut & dry

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. You ever get suspicious that the delivery guy knows there’s cum in both the Mac and cheese and the rice pudding he’s giving you? If so, there probably is.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. Come on, baby, will you please attend my bris, now? They’re gonna cut me like it’s 1986, now.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. I hope Solomon measured twice

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. It's not chivalry, it's chigiorno

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. If they appoint me as pope, oh the boys I shall grope!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. If I had a nickel every time I had a nickel, I'd have no nickels but I'd still have sickle cell anemia!

    By sweetdee95,
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  9. The reason you haven’t seen Richard Simmons in a while is because now, he’s actually Pauly Shore.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  10. Kids of Fact Haters are called Fact Hater Tots.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  11. If you can shit in a public rest room, you are a serial killer.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  12. One for all. Two for the Show. Three's a crowd. Four's an orgy.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  13. Be sure to use a condom when smuggling cocaine, and only when smuggling cocaine

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. It's funny that they call this pudding, because I'm "pudding" it in my butt

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. The backlash over Backdraft got rather heated at times

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. The shark begged for chum, and I chame all over his face

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Skittles give me shittles, gumdrops make my bum slop & Kit-Kats make my shit splat so pass the Reese’s Pieces so the feces ceases!

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. The podcaster’s podcast

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. Ironically, I got poked in the eye at the Poconos.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Charlie Brown was never potty trained. Hence “Brown.” And hence “Pee Nuts.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. When it's said "they"  say coconut water tastes like seimien. Is it the same "they" who says you have to wait half hour before swimming,  after eating?

    By Facelist,
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  22. My niece is a geese

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. I can fit my entire hand inside a jar of marmalade.

    By Facelist,
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  24. If you throw a boomerang just after you're born, it'll return just before you die of your cool new boomerang wound.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. For Sale: Baby shoes. I make baby shoes.

    By StopEatingBees,
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